#captain headcanon

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A animal universes captain would be the catain

Their a fuckin cat

Yeah a black cat also, YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND THEYD BE A BLACK CAT’

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Noir!cap is very much confused about holographic stuff, other people(other captains,spider people or the space crew) have to explain it to them

No one understands the holo but is pretty

Noir Captain:that’s very pretty

Spider Captain:It is pretty but it’s definitely confusing to explain

Noir Captain:Yeah..last time some other people tried to explain it and I was so confused but it’s pretty :3

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Ya know the scene in iswm were its kinda like war vibes

That version of the captain is just fuckin crazy they have a gun like most caps but they also have explosives, noir!cap is very much scared of em, spider cap is kinda neutral and the catain hates em

Noir Captain:KEEP GHEM AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!*Sobbing*

Captain:*Holding Noir Captain* 18 FEET BITCH!

Spider Captain:…I’m to sober for this bullshit

Crazy Captain:*staring at Noir Captain*

Noir Captain:IT BLINKED AT MEEEE!!! GET ME AWATYYYYY

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Spider cap will take their helmet of when around people their comfortable with

One thing that has happened multiple times is the people their with looking away and when they look back theirs a [REDACTED] haired attractive person with no helmet on!

This goes for any captain one second there’s a serious looking person who has no well know face the next there’s a person who has got this wide smile and that looks very bubbly

Spider Captain has to PLAN OUT when their about to take their helmet off so no one else sees their face, DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THOUGHT GOES INTO THAT!? I feel like mayday is the only expectation who see their face almost 24/7 as Mayday likes grabbing their hair. If Spider captain trust that person enough they get to play with their hair. Engineer Mark has seen their face often and plays with the captain’s hair but will beat someone if they try to see the captains face. Only he gets to see it as he’s their favorite crew mate! (A jab at Ceicile bc their rivalry is amazing and also I can’t spell her name)

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The noir cap lets miles hide in their universe for a bit(giving him a captain corp thing to stop the glitching) and makes him a ice cream float

Noir Mark:Captain…whose kid is that?

Noir Captain:I don’t know but I am protecting him so if you got a problem with it I’ll beat your ass

Miles:Thank You for the ice cream float Mx.Captain, I like it a lot

Noir Captain:Of course, you deserve nice things after all you’ve been through. Don’t ever feel like you can’t ask me for help as I’m very willing to help you

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Noir meets the black and white captain!

Noir:Oh my! I do love your colors! They are very similar to mine!

Black & White Captain:*In sign language* Thanks, I like your outfit it looks pretty cool especially the hat and trench coat. Suits you well :)

Noir:Thank You! I like your helmet!

They bffs :]]

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The noir captain becomes an extra parent figure to the teen spiders, spider cap is just there and is just an uncle/aunt figure in a way

Their besties and catain is there

Yeah, Noir captain DEFINITELY encourages them when they do stupid ass shit. They also hide them often that Noir Mark is so used to it and just..doesn’t care anymore like he’ll see them and just nod at them to show he knowledges them

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Noir cap possibly likes ice cream floats(specifically cola ones) since they were invented in 1874 and popular for years after

Oh hell yeah! I can see this, I think they make ice cream floats when their super stress or sad or alone as it makes them feel comfort, if they like a person as a friend they definitely make that person a ice cream float every so often as they don’t know hot to express that their happy to be friends