#khalifa

[cougarswithfangs]

[nickikardashian]

[froggonnit]

im burning out. heres cat spandam.

[manzuedots]

Mia K

[exrusse]

Merry Christmas!!

I hope everyone have a lovely day <33

[curlyhairednerd]

Lucci: So. gestures to broken coffee maker Who broke it?

(silence)

Lucci: I'm not mad, I just want to know.

(silence)

Kaku: …I did it. I broke-

Lucci: No, no you didn't. Fukurou?

Fukurou: Don't look at me. Look at Blueno.

Blueno: What?! I didn't break it!

Fukurou: Oh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Blueno: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Fukurou: Suspicious.

Blueno: No it's not!

Kamadori: If it matters, probably not, but Khalifa was the last one to use it.

Khalifa: Liar! I don't even drink the stuff.

Kamadori: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Khalifa: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Kamadori!

Kaku: Ok ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Lucci.

Lucci: No. Who broke it?

(silence)

Fukurou: … Lucci? Jabra’s been awfully quiet-

Jabra: REALLY?!

Fukurou: Yeah really!

Jabra: Oh my-

CP9 begin to argue amongst themselves

Lucci: (to the side) I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Rosé: *peeks inside* I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Lucci: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[thepotsmoker]

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