#captain kane

[happyhotspur]

Captain Harry Kane goes level with Sir Bobby Charlton in 2nd place on the England All Time Top Goal Scoring Chart ~ 49 goals, 68 caps.

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[corvidvampiricus]

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Captains log: the library part 2

Welcome captain Kane of the unreliable....

I went back to the library again. This time I was trying to read a new book. I heard a sound. A heavy but soft scuttling sound, like thousands of beetles. I looked up and couldn’t find anything. My heart started to pound and my breath ran out with every movement. I started to fumble blindly through those halls of books...my vision started to could and I swear I could hear a flute and bells playing. I could hear footsteps now, as if they were following what ever was making that infernal scuttling noise. That dreadful noise which grew louder still, filling my mind and soul with its static. Then I heard it stop. I could feel it was behind me... and could hear the breath of at least 20 men as well...I went to turn around and then....

I woke up.

I didn’t get to see what horrible monstrosity was following me.

But I’m not looking forward to sleeping anytime soon.

End of log

Powering down....

[lovesomehate]

Happy birthday to the light and love of my life Harry Edward Kane! 💙🌪

[fitfootballers]

harry kane 😍

[leclrcsunshine]

WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[nenenando]

Portuguese Sun

For @sijo7

“Del, hello! Are you coming in or not?” Harry Kane finally gets Dele’s attention with a quick nudge if his boot.

“Hmm, yeah. Ok,” Dele begins to stand up, still distracted by Eric across the way.

Harry, completely aware of what’s going on, gives an exasperated sigh and laugh. “You are embarrassing.

“As if you and your love face with Kate in the England video was any better,” Dele retorts.

“Fair point, mate. Come on, he’s in his Portuguese element. He’ll be in in a bit.”

Dele gives one last lovesick look to his fiancé and turns to go toward the dressing room.

...

In the shower, Dele decidedly does not think about Eric. Not about his arms, not about his chest, not about his fucking buzzed hair that he can’t stop touching, not about the thighs that so beautifully frame his...nope. Dele is not thinking about Eric at all.

Dele turns to face the spray of the shower, demanding to himself that he get it together. He sees Eric every day and usually can keep himself under control, but there’s something about Portuguese Eric that gets to Dele. Suddenly, he feels strong arms wrap around him from the back.

“Harry Kane, you know Eric could walk in and catch us,” Dele says trying not to laugh and give it away already.

Eric’s arms tighten and pull Dele closer to his body.

“Does Harry Kane make your heart race from just touching you like I just did?” Eric practically purrs in Dele’s ear. “Does Harry Kane tell you that you are the most beautiful boy in the world?”

“Eric...” Dele moans quietly though beginning to lose sight of the fact he’s in the dressing room showers.

“Does Harry Kane’s cock feel like this pressed against your ass?” Eric presses his hips forward into Dele so he can feel his hard cock against him.

“Eric Dier, keep me out of your shower fantasies,” Harry Kane calls from down the line. “Alright boys out. We all know what’s coming.”

Eric again puts his mouth to Dele’s ear, tugging on the earlobe with his teeth. “Oh I know what’s coming, babe.” With that, Eric turns Dele around pressing his back into the shower stall wall. Just as he takes Dele’s mouth with his own, he hears Winks’ voice call out.

“Twenty quid that at least one of them made a joke about coming.”

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[anchorandarope]

IM SO PROUD