#captain lacy

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

Lacy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Denis: Only if you also don't ask why

Denis: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Lacy:

Denis:

Lacy: This one is fine

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

Lacy: Can you keep a secret?

Denis: Do you know anything about my life?

Lacy: No I do not. Good point.

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

Talking about my favorite character again in case you haven't figured out which one that is-

I cannot be the only one who secretly thinks denis is a dork deep inside??? Like??? My tortured boy was just a baby?? He never got to he a kiddo???? I think he secretly has very childish thoughts.

Like gets all choky and upset when cooper fucks him over? Refuses to cry in front of lacy even though he very clearly wanted to? Immediately sends lacy on a death mission cause he doesnt want to get close to him? Lacy comes back and hes immediately like "yes sir, that's my new annoying brother". Casually flirts with Donata every time they're forced in the same room together just cause he knows it will make lacy pissy?

HES SECRETLY A HUGE CHILD

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

Lacy: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

Denis: I know you snuck out last night, Brewster.

Lacy: Play dumb!

Brewster: Who's Brewster?

Lacy: NOT THAT DUMB!!!