Lacy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Denis: Only if you also don't ask why
Denis: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Lacy:
Denis:
Lacy: This one is fine
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Lacy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Denis: Only if you also don't ask why
Denis: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Lacy:
Denis:
Lacy: This one is fine
Lacey: What is your biggest weakness?
Denis: I can be uncooperative.
Lacey: Okay, can you give me an example?
Denis: No.
Lacy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Donata: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Grenville: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Brewster: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Marianne: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Denis:
Denis: I have emotional scars.
Its MY serial childhood traumas and BPD and I get to pick the morally-grey emotionally unavailable fictional character to hyperfixate it with.
Lacy: Here's some advice
Denis: I didn't ask for any
Lacy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
~Lacy and Denis trapped in the cellar
I often wonder how long I could irritate our dear Jamie for before he had me
Killed like a pesky bug.
I give him 2 weeks, tops.
I'm making a captain lacey blog because fuck you, this series has no fandom and if I have to suffer then I'm gonna bang on pots and pans while screaming about it and make you suffer with me.
THAMES RIVER MURDERS By Ashley Gardener
THAMES RIVER MURDERS By Ashley Gardener
I didn’t realize that there were additional books about Captain Lacey adventures set in around 1820 England. Captain Lacey is an ex-military officer who left the army because of an injury during a battle. He has only a small pension and is very depress. One day he arrives as a troop of soldiers are harassing a man. He managed to help the man when he learned is story Captain steps about finding…
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