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part two for Big cats Hybryd Platonic!YandereTask141 × Hybrid cat Reader pretty please?

ok just so everyone knows i lost track of what im writting so if theres something you want me to update feel free to let me know

Platonic yandere big cat 141 x ragdoll cat reader

i had this written out hours ago but my computer glitched out and i lost everything for this and my other au's also Kyle and Johnny are just based off too clingy dude friends i had as a teenager because idk in this setting clingy teenage boy fits them, more so Johnny then Kyle im gonna make Kyle a bit more sadistic i think idk

also the toilet thing is completely self indulgent but please let me know if you guys used to do the same thing

P1 P2(your here) P3

ok second day at work your prepared you know exactly what tasks you have and you run thru your day plan as you grab a sandwich out of your bag putting it in the fridge, yesterday you forgot to make Johnny his snack as is written on your task list, a mistake that will not be repeated despite your confusion as to why this is your task, you've also sorted thru 2026-2025 so today you take on 2024 and any new files you have plenty of photos of Pandora to get out of anymore dinner plans, it's perfect you will not fail

or atleast thats what you think as you feel a warm body hunch over you from behind you look up to see Johnny looking down at you with fond eyes "hello sir, do you need anything?"

"you didn't eat all your dinner last night" he seems to be lecturing you but that fond look in his eyes hardens as he looks at the documents your going over he picks them up before you can grab them back he holds them over your head looking thru them as you try to jump up and grab them "ah no need to do these Kyle will take care of them"

he throws the files over your head to Kyle who grabs them and stuffs them into his gym bag, you try to walk over to him to get it back but Johnny grabs the back of your neck and pushes you back towards Ghosts office him and Kyle work together to bully you inside pushing you to and from until Johnny can lock the door Kyle keeping a firm hand on your neck as you look around

you've never been inside Ghosts office before and it is not at all what you expected, you expected a barely decorated office fitting a man of his rank and attitude, now yes he has a desk but in the corner is a circle bed piled with clothes and blankets, you make eye contact with ghost who is sitting at his desk he looks at you then the boys pushing you but looks back down at his work a sign he will not be helping you

your pushed towards the bed barely given a chance to object before being pushed down and squashed against Johnny's chest Kyle gets ready to pounce onto the bed but Ghost calls out to him

"what's that Kyle?"

Kyle looks down at the paper work Johnny snatched off of you and holds it up "just some files the kitty was working on" Ghost grunts and holds out his hand opening and closing it in a silent 'gimmie' gesture to which Kyle responds by uncerimoniously throwing the files at him and pouncing on the bed knocking the air from your lungs causing to Johnny growl at him, he just huffs and rolls off of you but still keeping you pinned to Johnny's side as they both purr you reach your breaking point when Kyle begins licking your ear you look up at Ghost who is now half way thru your paperwork he seems like the only reasonable one left

"uhm boss?, can you help me out please?"

"relax cub, their just grooming you" he grunts out not lifting his eyes from your work, traitor, you thought he'd tell them to cut it out whats the point of him being so broody and strict if he can't even let you do your job, now your just stuck here until you can catch price, he will let you out! this is a major hr violation, you just gotta wait for price, just wait, a little longer...

you can't do this

you twist onto your back and kick your feet into Kyles chest kicking him off you again you hop up and out the door before Johnny can grab you only a hand grabs onto the collar of your shirt pulling you back, you look up to see Ghost who does not look pleased, you keep wriggling until as Kyle and Johnny creep up but a voice carrying absolute authority makes all four of you freeze

"the actual fuck is going on here!?" Price, oh thank fuck, Ghosts grip on your shirt loosens as Price approaches a growl rumbling lowly in his chest "y/n leave, but don't go far i'll catch up with you later" you scramble away and to the first place you think of the womens rest room you get inside walking to a stall and closing the toilet lid you sit down locking the store and take a moment to think

this is childish, retreating to the toilet, you can't help that it makes you feel safe it was the best place to go when your parents would fight as a kid only room with a lock and all that

you sit there taking deep breathes for what seems like hours but is probably only a few minutes before you hear the bathroom door open and close the sound of footsteps aproaching but instead of opening a stall you hear the creak of weight leaning against your stall

"you in there kid?" what the fuck price? is he even allowed in here? probably not right?

"uhm yea" you literally don't know what to say in this situation

"im real sorry about the boys, they jumped the gun you are just really resembling a kitten is all"

you can't help your curiosity "explain, now" usually you'd never dare speak to your boss in that tone but your really fucking tired

"your a house cat, smaller then us, fluffier then us, and you always smell like milk for some reason and it really doesn't help your case" godamnit your can't help that your a milk fiend do not put dairy near you it will not survive "listen i can't make the boys competely stop manhandling you, but they've promised to not interrupt your work" small miracles you suppose

"uhm sir, is it alright if i take the rest of the day off?"

"sure kid, go right home, get some rest, and you can come back in the morning bright eyed and bushy tailed" you wait until he leaves before you dare renter the 141's part of base to recollect your things and awkward run-walk your way to your car once you get home you plop in some blood worms for your girl Pandora and face plant on your bed forgetting to eat

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if you guys like this you should totally read my werewolf au (here) (platonic(12 parts))

in this au reader is a teenage werewolf living with their new human foster father Nikolai trying to avoid being pulled into the clingy pack hanging around town

or my cat shifter au (here) (platonic(2 parts))

in this au we've got another teen reader this time homeless cat shifter reader travels town from town trying to survive as a kitten before she gets rudely adopted by a main coon cat shifter and his weird family

(shifter is different to hybrid in this au some people can turn into a certain animal but when human they do not carry physical animal traits at all unlike this fic where they have ears and a tail)

[sweet-honey-tears]

I promise to post a story soon- yall this move is STILL MOOVING .

I CANT FIND A SHIRT-

and it’s HOT OUT 🤣

The next post will be a FAE cod one

[eskelrawr]

THE COFFEE MACHINE - task force 141 fanfic

Ghost woke up to find the coffee machine broken. Not Gaz, who had just disappeared. Weird, isn't it?

Soap, drinking his tea, looked at Ghost without knowing the problem: Ghost had been standing in the little kitchen area for 15 minutes.

The Scottish soldier stood up so abruptly that his chair scraped loudly against the floor. Ghost barely reacted. That, more than anything, convinced Soap that the situation was serious.

For the last fifteen minutes, Ghost had been standing in front of the broken coffee machine like a man attending a funeral. He wasn't trying to fix it anymore. He wasn't even touching it. He was simply staring at it with the same expression he usually reserved for failed missions.

Soap finished his tea and watched him for another minute.

Ghost remained miserable.

With a sigh, Soap pushed himself away from the table and grabbed his jacket from the hook by the door. The movement finally caught Ghost's attention.

"Where are you going?"

"The nearest city."

A slight frown appeared beneath the skull balaclava.

"Why?"

Soap looked at him as though the answer should have been obvious.

"Because if I have to spend another hour watching you mourn a coffee machine, I'm going to lose my mind."

Ghost scoffed.

"I'm not mourning it."

"Aye, and I'm the Queen."

Ghost opened his mouth, presumably to argue, but Soap was already walking toward the exit.

"The machine's dead. I'm buying another one."

"That's unnecessary."

Soap paused at the door.

For a brief moment, he considered pointing out that Ghost looked seconds away from declaring a national day of mourning. Instead, he simply shook his head.

"Sure, mate."

The base sat in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by miles of rough terrain and roads that seemed determined to test every vehicle that drove over them. The nearest city wasn't exactly close. The trip would take well over an hour, assuming everything went smoothly.

Normally, Soap would have complained.

Today, however, he spent most of the drive laughing to himself.

Nobody would ever believe this if he told them.

The terrifying Lieutenant Ghost. The man who could stare down armed enemies without blinking. The man who routinely intimidated grown soldiers into silence....Completely defeated by a coffee machine.

The image alone was worth the trip.

By the time Soap reached the city, he had fully committed to the mission.

If he was going to replace the machine, he was going to do it properly.

The first shop offered dozens of models. Small ones, oversized ones, complicated ones with enough buttons to launch a satellite. Soap spent nearly half an hour wandering through the aisles while trying to imagine which machine Ghost would hate the least.

The answer was eventually obvious.

Something reliable..Something worth it.

Something that wouldn't break after six months.

Something that made coffee without requiring a ten-page manual.

After choosing a machine, he added several bags of premium coffee beans to his cart. Then some biscuits. Then a few other things that caught his attention. By the time he reached the register, he had somehow spent far more money than originally planned.

Worth it ? Of course.

The drive back passed quickly.

When Soap finally returned to base and carried the large box through the door, he immediately spotted Ghost sitting in the kitchen.

The lieutenant looked up from his seat.

For a moment, his eyes followed the box.

Then they followed Soap.

Then they returned to the box, like a curious cat..Soap felt an unreasonable amount of satisfaction.

"Miss me?"

The answer, you guess always the same :

"No."

Soap smile, and roll his eyes, amused by his friend.

"You've been waiting here, haven't you?"

Ghost's silence was answer enough.

Soap laughed and began unpacking the machine.

The process attracted attention almost immediately. Price appeared first, drawn by the sound of cardboard being torn open. He took one look at the new appliance and immediately understood the situation.

"Machine broke?"

"Aye."

Price nodded once.

"That explains it."

A few minutes later, Gaz wandered in and stopped dead at the sight of Soap kneeling on the floor with instruction manuals scattered around him.

"What happened?"

"The coffee machine died."

"...Oh." Said Gaz quickly looking away.

The entire task force seemed to understand the gravity of the situation...for Ghost.

Once everything was assembled, Soap plugged the machine in and pressed the power button.

The low hum that followed filled the room.

Immediately, every pair of eyes shifted toward Ghost.

The lieutenant tried to pretend he wasn't interested. And...He failed spectacularly.

Fresh coffee began brewing.

The smell spread through the kitchen within seconds.

Ghost's posture changed almost instantly.

The tension that had settled across his shoulders since that morning eased away. The permanent scowl softened just enough to be noticeable.

Soap caught it. Price caught it...Gaz definitely caught it.

None of them said a word. The first mug was poured and handed over without ceremony.

Finally, Ghost gave a single nod. It was a tiny gesture, barely visible.

But Soap felt victorious.

"There he is," he said.

Ghost shot him a warning look over the rim of his mug.

The drive had taken nearly three hours in total. He'd wasted most of his afternoon and spent more money than he intended.

Yet as Ghost stood there drinking his coffee with the expression of a man whose world had finally been restored to its proper order, Soap couldn't find it in himself to regret a single second of it.

Some people bought flowers for their partners.

Some people bought chocolates.

Soap apparently drove across half the country to buy a replacement coffee machine for his work husband.

And honestly?

He'd probably do it again.

[not-bad-kid]

Price and literally any of his boys

[metal0-1]

LITERALLY pricesoap and even truer if price actually died idk what i believe about his fate after killing makarov it depends on the day hour week whatever ANYWAYS WE GET MY POINT

[emp0ria]

He might be unhinged but that’s still my goat fr…

So the MW4 trailer came out about a week ago and I have some thoughts about it that I don’t want to get too much into detail here.

But to sum up my thoughts:

I think that the franchise is trying to do something new for once instead of releasing the same game over and over again with a mediocre story attached to it (I might be wrong but we’ll see).

For that, I was quite glad and a bit excited, but what sours my initial excitement about this game is the lack of Gaz in the trailer.

I’m more irritated than disappointed about it than anything else. This shit happens all the time in media so it’s no shock that it’s happening here.

What makes me the most upset is the fact that back in 2019, I was so excited to finally play as a prominent black protagonist in the franchise.

With me dealing with anti-blackness within the fandom at the time (and still dealing with it now if I’m being honest) this ONE thing made my overall experience with the franchise better.

Having Gaz be sidelined so heavily in the series has left me feeling more and more irritated with each game that releases.

It’s quite clear that Call of Duty (and Activision in general) could care less about its black and POC characters and would rather use them as a way to prop up their white male leads instead of actually doing something productive with them.

(I could ramble on more, but I’d rather stop while I’m ahead before I start saying some dumbass shit out of anger. Sorry if there’s any grammatical errors it’s late while I’m typing this…)

—

Also the original illustration that this based on is by Gus Bofa. An interesting illustrator to learn about if you’re into art history!

[metal0-1]

shepherds betrayal era pricesoap and helena by mcr…

[calicodrabblesaboutmonsters]

Retired platonic 141 x selkie reader

P1 P2(your here) P3

feel free to ignore this

while i try to keep readers description vague there are certain way's i imagine them and that will reflect them in my stories for instance all my readers are chubby, the reader in this au has no fledged out style as she's feral and mostly nude but will later be fond of big jumpers and dresses

werewolf reader is emo y2k leaning into witchy once she starts accepting the pack example to example

isekai reader is a gypsy as i've stated example

now apoclypse reader is harder because again hard to have an asethetic but the mall gives good options when clear so this outside and this when she's chilling inside

and cat hybrid reader is cute office wear but outside of work she's cottage core example

for Kyles first time hunting Price could say he's proud sure he only got one rabbit but that's still better then most peoples first time hunting he'll help Kyle scrape the hide tonight so he can keep it, they get up to the lighthouse to see Johnny laying on the porch having given up on gardening Simon kneeling in the dirt having taken over

"where's the kid?" Price asks watching Simon stand up and dust the dirt off him

"inside, we're letting her explore the house on her own" Johnny calls from the porch standing up to follow Kyle and Price inside

Simon heads to the kitchen with Kyle to help butcher the rabbit, Johnny following price upstairs to find the kid it takes them a minute to realise your gone via the open window and the lack of well, you leading to price grabbing the flashlights and passing one to Johnny before running downstairs, "the kids gone we're going to go look for her, you two stay here" they head out into the setting sun looking everywhere for me it's not until late into the night that Johnny's flashlight reflects off of two eyes he looks longer and realises it's me he nudges Price to look over and watch as i strip off the jumper they gave me holding it in my jaws as i pick up a seal skin draping it over my shoulders and jumping into the ocean the water glows where i go under

"Thighearna dean trocair" Price looks over at Johnny's murmer "she's a fucking selkie" Johnny throws his hands up and walks back towards the light house

"wait Johnny the fuck is a selkie" Price chases after Johnny who only speaks when they get inside so Kyle and Simon can hear

"a selkie is a woman who is a seal in the ocean but sheds their skin on land to turn into a women" that makes the others come over to listen in

"the hell did you see out there to be talking about myth" Simon questions

"the girl put on a seal skin then jumped into the water" Price pours himself a drink as Johnny explains, Kyle looks over at price for an explanation to which he recieves a nod

"well that'd explain how she got here" Kyle trails off watching Johnny walk over to the freezer pulling out 3 fish and putting them on a tea towel to defrost on the counter "what are you doing?"

"getting her a snack, selkies aren't harmful so it'd be nice to keep her around" they all feel restless they want to find me or do something but what is there to do, they can't exactly chase an aquatic animal so instead they all settle down for bed

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tomorrows fishing trip is different then usual Kyle and Price are up on the rocks like usual casting their rods into the ocean, Simon sits on the beach watching the ocean as Johnny walks up and down the beach fish in hand trying to lure you out, the day passes quietly all of them having alot to process after a while Johnny comes walking back across the beach with a seal pup cradled in his arms chewing on the fish he got

"guys i found her!" he jogs closer "well i think it's her she's a seal it's hard to tell!" Price and Kyle slide down the rocks to the beach where Johnny's run over to show you to Simon, admittedly your a cute little seal still have baby fluff but your spots are starting to come in and your fat, fat seals are super cute

"that actually you kid or just some seal" Price says looking down at you suspicously you arf back up at him and move your head up and down "well turn back into a kid we need to talk" you shift in Johnny's arms your naked again but wrapped in your thick seal skin, Johnny keeps his grip on you which is surprising you thought he would of dropped you when you transformed "got any parent's?" you shake your head "can you talk?"

"yep" you chirp finally climbing down from Johnny's arms who spins you to face him as he asks his own question

"why did you leave?"

you hum thinking for a moment "well when i woke up my skin wasn't with me so i panicked, i was going to come back when i found it but i took a nap and swam around instead"

"there's no other houses on this island do you live with like a bunch of other seals or on the mainland?" Kyle chimed in sounding a bit concerned their bassically interrogating you now

"uhm no i sometimes swim with the other seal pups or a broody mother but most of the time their pretty teritorial, the old light house guy didn't like me much but he had a dog i'd play with, there's this cave on the other side of the beach i sleep in"

Price hums thinking over your words "well c'mon your coming back to our place and you can keep your skin" you think about it for a moment but decide to nod their place is warm and they have tasty food, Price places a hand on the back of your neck gripping it slightly he guides you back to the light house the weight of his hand is unexpectedly welcome, it makes you feel warm

once your inside tho he lets go you mourn this for only a few seconds as Kyle guides you over to the fireplace taking your fur from you he places it on a drying rack infront of the fire place and picks up a towel drying off your body, he's efficiant but not rough the towel is so warm you want to curl up in it to sleep and Kyle is so soft the warmth in your chest spreads to your head making your thoughts simple

you see Simon approach a shirt on his arm that he slips onto you gently guiding your arms in god you feel so tired, you swear you where not this tired earlier, your guided to the couch and offered curry the same one as last time probably reheated left overs once your done eating the bowl is taken from you and you take a moment to think about your situation

your warm, full, clothes and your head has been pulled onto someone's chest you don't know who's but you can see Simon on the armchair across from you with Kyle sitting on his lap, you look over to your skin hanging on the drying rack, Price is standing over it feeling the fur as it dries meaning the fingers carding thru your hair must be Johnny's, you have no single word to describe how you feel but you can try, safe, warm, content, cozy, your feel Johnny's lips on your forehead "stop thinking, can't sleep when your thinking" Johnny's right you need to calm down, take a moment and relax except the moment you do you slip into sleep

google translate for Soap

lord have mercy

being honest don't really know what happened to reader at the end there, yes i the author the one who decides everything in this is unsure what i wrote

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