#captain slip

[rangerslayer-97]

Galaxy-38: A Grave Misunderstanding

*20 BBY, The Hunter, Nexus Route Patrol*

Commander Katooni, Captain Slip and ARC Trooper Bomber were walking down the corridor to head to the mess hall. They were happening to pass the General's private quarters.

Ahsoka (behind the door): No no no! That's not right!

Kaeden (also behind the door): What do you mean that's not right!? I put it in the right hole!

Katooni: 0_0

Slip & Bomber: 😱

Ahsoka: It's definitely not that one. It's the other!

Kaeden: Ahsoka. There are three holes, be a bit more specific!

Katooni: 🤢

Slip & Bomber: 😵

Ahsoka: It's the one above the middle!

Kaeden: I'm telling you, it's the third one!

Ahsoka: Cyar'ika <.<

Kaeden: Ahsoka Tano-Amidala-Skywalker!!!

Katooni, Slip & Bomber: 🤯

Slip smacks open the door to the General's quarters. He, the Commander and Bomber see the General and Intern Larte trying to figure out a control panel with various wires sticking out.

Slip: WHAT THE KRIFFING HARAN IS GOING ON!?

Ahsoka & Kaeden: 0_0

Ahsoka: Oh... Slip, Kae- um... Intern Larte is helping me with this control panel. I swear, I didn't mean to break it and... I called Larte to help after I tried to fix it 😅

Kaeden: Turns out a console control panel is quite different to a fighter panel. That is what some would call a motherboard. 😒

Bomber: So you two weren't having sex then?

Katooni: 😭

Slip: TROOPER!!! 😡

Ahsoka: We ArE nOt ToGeThEr!!!!

Kaeden: THAT'S FRATENISATION BOMBER!!!

Katooni, Slip, Bomber: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Galaxy-38: Kaeden 'Tries' to Sit Online Class

I was going to post a different drabble, but I decided to deem it a bit uncomfortable, even though I have a cursed mind. I do know where to draw lines :)

Instead, here Kaeden trying to sit her online class, but her secret wife and friends have other ideas XD

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*21.1 BBY, The Hunter, Outer Rim*

Kaeden sits in the privacy of her assigned quarters listening in on her online class.

Kaeden: What topic are we on now?

Arya: I think the lecturer is starting hyperdrive classes.

Axel: How's things on the Hunter, Larte!? Is the Huntress cool? What's she like!?

Nala: I can't believe she got you an internship on the Hunter! What are the space battles like? Are the clones really like... y'know... flesh droids?

Kaeden: Excuse me, the clones are-

Arya: What Nala means... are the clones... stiff?

Kaeden: Well...

Kaeden's door hisses open, revealing Commander Katooni, her wife's Padawan. Heaving as if she ran all over the Venator.

Kaeden: Katooni... what? -_-

Katooni: Give me some place to hide! O_o

Kaeden: *puts mic on mute* Why? <.<

Katooni: Because Stripes and Akul Squadron decided to play Hide 'n Seek. Now the entire legion and some of the mechanics, electricians and technicians have joined in.

Kaeden: ... ... ...

Katooni: Please give me somewhere to hide! 😰

Arya, Axel, Nala & class: 0_0

Kaeden: *rolls eyes and nods to under her bunk*

Katooni: Thanks Kay! I owe you one! *dives under the bunk*

Kaeden: *mutters* You need to do more than just owe me.

Kaeden turns back to her class, only to hear her door open again. Her wife pops her head in.

Ahsoka: Oh, Kitty Kat! ^.^ XD

Kaeden tries to ignore her class literally screaming that the Huntress is in her sleeping quarters. They're also demanding to put her mic off mute to talk to the famous General.

Kaeden: Katooni isn't here, Soka -_-

Next, Bomber, Jester and Slip enter the bunk.

Kaeden: *facepalm and removes headphones to block put her classmates screaming at the sight of the few members of Akul Squadron*

Slip: *scans the room before looking to Larte's bunk*

Bomber: *signals to General Tano to search the bunk*

Ahsoka: *looks under the bunk*

Katooni darts out, only to be tackled by Slip, Bomber and Jester.

Kaeden: -_-

Ahsoka: Found you! Nice try, Kitty Kat! XD

Katooni: KAEDEN! SAVE ME! I PROMISE I'LL NEVER STEAL YOUR SNACKS AGAIN!!! TT

Kaeden: ... ... ... Bye! XD

Katooni: I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! *gets dragged away by Ahsoka, Slip, Bomber & Jester*

The door shuts leaving Kaeden finally alone.

Kaeden: *unmutes mic* So... what did I miss?

Arya, Axel & Nala: :O

Kaeden: What?

Arya: Can you get us an autograph of the Huntress and Akul Squadron? :D

Kaeden: 0_-

Lecturer: Anyways, hyperdrive classes. Larte, what are the Republic Venators backup classes?

Kaeden: *facepalm*

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Galaxy-38: The Wrath of Stab

So... it's been a while since I did a drabble. Lol. I got a small drabble request by a mutual. It goes as:

Nothing... nothing... just a chance to write some angry Stab! XD

Someone pranks Stab by spreading 'Anti-Vaxxer propaganda around his med bay and the Venator! Cue Stabs rampage. (prankster can be however the hell you want)

RIP this poor fool to tempt Stab's wrath! XD

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*21.2 BBY, The Hunter, Training Room*

In the training room, Akul Squadron and company are chilling, exercising and sparring.

Slip: *blocks a punch* Come on, Larte! I taught you better than that! Punch. Me!

Kaeden: Well... sparring a taller opponent id's never easy!

Slip: Then use my height and weight against me!

Ahsoka: *doing pull ups, but starting at her wife via the mirror* 😏

Bomber: *whispers to Katooni* She's totally staring at Larte.

Katooni: *whispers back* State the obvious, di'kut. 🙄 If I see Ahsoka give Kaeden love eyes one more time, I'm going to hurl!

Deadshot: *stops cleaning DC-17m and signs* Please don't :(

Stab: *bursts into training room*

Everyone stops what they're doing and instantly blanch at the sight of pissed off Field Medic Stab. One can say he is like a raging rancor or worse.

Stab: WHO DID THIS!?

Ahsoka: *lazily* Who did what?

Stab: *death glare* -_-*

Ahsoka: 0_0

Stab: Someone on this ship is spreading misinformation about vaccines! Even has the audacity to cite a paper that the scientific community rejected!!! I'll ask again: WHO. DID. THIS!!!??? >:(

Jester: OK... I'm a prankster, but even I know not to spread misinfo!!! 0_0

Kaeden: I wouldn't do it either! Besides, I keep up to date on my shots <.<

Ahsoka: As much as I'm scared of needles, I get my vaccines too >.>

????: 😬

Stab: If the perpetrator does not come forward I will stab everyone in this room!

Everyone: 0_0

????: ... ... ...

Stab: 1, 2, 3!

????: ... ... ...

Stab: 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-

????: OK!!! IT WAS ME!!! I'M SORRY!!! IT WAS A DARE!!! DON'T STAB US!!! 0_0

Everyone: *looks over at the perpetrator* 0_0

Stab: >:(

The Clone steps forward and so happens to be a shiny.

Utree: It was a prank and a dare! TT

Slip: Stab... please have some mercy on the shiny.

Stab: Will you give me the name of your accomplices?

Utree: YES! YES! YES!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! TT

Stab: Well then... it is flu season. You can be first *pulls Utree by the ear out of the training room* >:)

Utree: NO!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!! TT

Everyone: 0_0

Utree: I WANT TO LIVE!!! *vanishes around the corner*

Nutbolt: Did Stab say flu season? Guess I better go after Utree.

Ahsoka: ... ... ... I'm too busy to get my flu shot this week... or at all... ^.^'

Kaeden: Get your shot, I'll ask the cooks to let me have access to the kitchen and cook your favourite bantha steak. Extra rare. 😏

Ahsoka: You're the best!!! 😀

Katooni: I'm gonna throw up!!! 🤢

Bomber: Commander no!!! 0_0

Kaesoka: *love eyes*

Slip: Save me 😫

Everyone hears screaming from around the corner and forget the medbay is 3 doors down.

Everyone: 0_0

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I hope it is what you expected @sirloozelite :) XD

Anyways, moral of the drabble: with the crap going on with pandemic, please do not spread misinformation. DO NOT listen to anti-vaxxers and use reputable sources. I graduated from a science course and I get tired of hearing misinfo being shot around. Even if you're being a troll... just don't. Please don't do it.

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Galaxy-38: The Gang Plays Among Us Part 1

So I've been hearing hilarious shit about the game Among Us, so I got a burst of inspiration. Lol. Enjoy the chaos! XD

To know who's who:

Orange (Orng) = Ahsoka

Red (R) = R7-A7

Blue (B) = Captain Slip

Green (G) = Bomber

Cyan (C) = Katooni

Pink (P) = Field Medical Officer Stab

Yellow (Y) = Anakin Skywalker

Black (Blck) = Padmé Amidala

White (W) = Kaeden Larte

Purple (Pp) = Obi-wan

Brown (Brwn) = Commander Cody

Lime (L) = Captain Rex

Tan (T) = Nutbolt

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Orng: Before we mute our mics, anyone have questions about the game?

Pp: I do. So the aim is to figure out who's the imposter before they kill us, while carrying out tasks?

Brwn: Yes General! I read the manual with you! We all unmute our mics if someone raises an alarm.

Pp: I get it now... ... ...

Orng: Let the game begin!

Mics muted. Three minutes in.

B: *slamming the ALERT button*

Everyone unmutes their mic and head to the meeting room.

B: THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!!! I SAW REX'S BODY!!!

Y: NO!!! NOT MY CAPTAIN!!! WE'RE ONLY 3 MINS IN!!! TT

L: I have to say it was a swift kill. Bastard caught me alone.

Orng: We need to vote an imposter.

Y: Well, I put my vote on Kaeden!!! She was being sus!!! >:(

W: YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! I WAS WORKING ON THE LOWER ENGINE!!!

B: It's true boss. I was in the weapons room!

P: Medbay.

Orng: I was upfront in nav.

T: I was making my way to the reactor!

W: Padmé, you've been awfully quiet... something you not telling us?

Blck: I WAS INSIDE ADMIN!!! >:(

G: LIES!!! I saw you leave the room minutes before the Captain smacked the alert!!!

Y: PADMÉ I TRUSTED YOU!!! *Yellow votes Black as Imposter*

Blck: IT WASN'T ME!!!

C: Isn't lying a pre-requisite for nearly all Senators? <.<

R: Katooni has a point *Red votes Black as the Imposter*

60s later.

Orng: Well Padmé... looks like by an overwhelming majority, you are the imposter... ... ...

Blck: YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!! IT WASN'T ME!!! TT

Black gets spaced out the airlock. A notification comes up. It says: "Black was not the imposter".

Blck: HA!!! I TOLD YOU!!! XD

Orng: We're kriffed... ... ...

To Be Continued

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For reference, here's the game map XD

[rangerslayer-97]

Galaxy-38: If I Run and...

Loosely based on the source below.

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*21.7 BBY, Mess Hall, The Hunter*

The 332nd and the mechanics, including Intern Larte are sitting in the mess hall having lunch. They're all talking and laughing.

Katooni: *stares at Kaeden* 😏

Kaeden: Why are you looking at me like that, Katooni?

Slip: Uh oh... that normally means she has a stupid idea -_-'

Bomber: I love dumb ideas!!!

Jester: So I do!

Stab: You two are a hazard to society -_-*

Stab'ika: Meep!!!

Deadshot: <.<

Katooni: *glances at Ahsoka filling her travel mug with caff, then leans over to Kaeden* I'll pay you 50 Credits if you run to Tano while she's carrying her caff. I bet she'll drop it to catch you XD

Kaeden: I am not doing that!!! 😳

Katooni: 50 Credits Larte or I'll crash a fighter XD

Kaeden: ... ... ... 100 Credits.

Katooni: 50.

Kaeden: 100 Credits or it's no deal.

Katooni: Fine! 100 so! >:(

Akul Squadron: XD

Kaeden turns to see Ahsoka walking down to their bench to join them, with her hot caff in a travel mug.

Slip: This is going to be bad...

Stab: If they get scalded by the caff, I'm banning them from caff -_-*

Stab'ika: Meep!!!

Kaeden gets up from her seat, turning towards her 'secret' wife and sprints towards her yelling:

Kaeden: COMING IN!!!

Ahsoka: O_O KAEDEN NO!!! I'M HOLDING-

Kaeden leaps into Tano's arms, causing her got drop the travel mug, catches her 'secret' wife. A small crash follows of the mug breaking and spilling the caff.

Ahsoka: -_-

Kaeden: ^.^'

Katooni: So, Larte! Like holding onto those muscles of beskar!? XD

Jester: The General has a nice pair of "guns", huh? XD

Kaesoka: -_-*

Akul Squadron & 332nd: XD

Bomber: *whispers to his friends* Best friends my shebs. We're all getting a share of that bet <.<

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Galaxy-38: Never Have I Ever

*21.4 BBY, Hangar Bay, The Hunter*

Late at night, Ahsoka, Kaeden, Slip, Sparx, Wyre, Nutbolt and a few members of Akul Squadron (Bomber, Jester, Stab and Lucky) sit around a makeshift table made from scraps with shot glasses of Corellian Whiskey and a bottle of it in the middle.

Ahsoka: So everyone understands the rules?

Eveeyone: *nods*

Slip: I have a bad feeling about this 🤦‍♂️

Nutbolt: Don't be like that, Captain! What can go wrong? :D

Stab: You poor soul. A lot, considering what happened to you last time.

Nutbolt: O_O

Kaesoka: *clears throat*

Ahsoka: I'll get the ball rolling! Never have I ever been yeeted off extreme heights!

Slip takes a shot.

Everyone: XD

Nutbolt: What happened!? :o

Slip: None of your business! O_o

Bomber: Me next! Never have I ever had sex XD

Jester, Stab, Lucky, Sparx and Wyre all take a shot each.

Kaeden: Oh my Force! XD

Nutbolt: You and the General didn't take a shot <.<

Everyone: >.>

Ahsoka: I have no idea what you're implicating. It's against the Jedi Code.

Kaeden: Just friends, everyone! ^.^'

Nutbolt: You really want to go there!?

Jester: Never have I ever stabbed someone XD

Stab takes another shot, so does Tano and surprisingly Slip.

Sparx: Who did you stab, Captain!? O_O XD

Slip: I might have accidentally stabbed Cody when he was teaching me how to fight with a vibro dagger. He was teaching me the self-defence art of Kali. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I said sorry! O_o

Everyone: O_O

Kaeden: Never have I ever crashed a ship 😏

Everyone: *bursts into laughter*

Ahsoka knocks back a shot, while glaring at Kaeden.

Lucky: Wanna play dirty, Larte? Alright then. Never have I ever got ship fuel oil to the face.

Ahsoka, Kaeden, Sparx, Wyre and Nutbolt all drink a shot.

Ahsoka, Kaeden, Sparx, Wyre & Nutbolt: -_-'

Slip, Stab, Bomber, Jester & Lucky: XD

Stab: Well then. Never have I ever tried to avoid visiting me in the medbay -_-

Nutbolt: WHO DOES THAT!? WHY!? STAB IS TRYING TO SAVE US!!!

Slip: I stand by you, kid. Alright, spill!

Everyone else: ... ... ...

Slip: One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six-

Ahsoka, Kaeden, Bomber, Sparx, Wyre Jester, Slip and Lucky down a shot.

Nutbolt: CAPTAIN!!! YOU LIED TO ME YOU HYPOCRITE!!! >:(

Slip: It's not what it looks like! 0_0

Stab: They're impossible! The General, Captain, Commander and even Larte are my worst patients! Larte actually self-discharged herself once!!! Don't start me on the other three di'kuts!!! >:(

Kaeden: O_O

Ahsoka, Bomber, Sparx, Wyre, Jester & Lucky: ... ... ...

Nutbolt: Never have I ever started a bar fight. <.<

Ahsoka, Kaeden, Slip, Stab, Bomber, Jester, Lucky, Sparx and Wyre drink a shot.

Nutbolt: LARTE WHAT DID YOU DO!? 0_0

Kaeden: A classmate in the guild was talking smack about you guys in a bar and being indiscriminate. I didn't take to it well. Thanks to some free self-defence lessons, I taught him a lesson. I may have given him a black eye, cracked ribs and a fractured arm, then a bonus concussion 🤷‍♀️

Ahsoka: That's hot XD

Kaeden: 😳

Everyone: XD

Slip: While we appreciate it, we had to save your shebs from getting sent to jail, then to stop your internship and apprenticeship from being terminated <.<

Ahsoka: Good thing I'm friends with the Chancellor XD

Kaeden: ... ... ... Yup >.>

After several more rounds, everyone was beginning to get a bit tipsy and the General and Larte already vanished to their "respective" quarters.

Slip: They're *hics* banging.

Stab: We know. They are terrible at hiding their relationship -_-

Sparx: At least they're not doing it in an AT-TE. That's where I caught them *shivers*

Nutbolt: Sounds better than the maintenance halls! 0_0

Wyre: My first time stumbling upon them in "all their glory" was in the engine room! I was sure I felt my soul leave my body O_o

Lucky: I caught them in the mess hall! Edge was with me too! We had to discreetly space and replace the table 0_0

Slip: I was the first one to catch them. Walked in on them in the General's Quarters. The only saving grace they were under the sheets >.<

Bomber: You should see the blackmail I have! I even make blackmail trades with Chopper. Actually, the C1 unit gave me footage of them going at it as a last resort blackmail XD

Nutbolt: BOMBER!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING YOU BASTARD!!!! >.<

Stab: Oh please, I've known the longest. At least you don't have to deal with the knowledge of both of them coming into the medbay with "mysterious" bite marks and bruising. Or even watch them trying to dance around the question if they're sexually active 🤦‍♂️

Everyone: O_O

Bomber: Oh, the General and the intern aren't just active... they're sexually charged XD

Everyone: SHUT UP BOMBER!!!! >:(

Bomber: :'(

Nutbolt: How is the 332nd still in one piece?

Slip: I ask myself that everyday, kid *knocks back the entire remaining contents of the bottle*

Everyone: O_O

Stab: CAPTAIN YOU DI'KUT!!!! >:(

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Galaxy-38: Kaeden and the Boys Prank the General

*21 BBY, The Resolute*

Kaeden and the other mechanics sit huddled in a small corner of the hangar bay.

Sparx: Larte... is this a good idea? I mean... Wyre and I could get reconditioned for this.

Wyre: I have to agree with my vod. This is General Tano and... she's a bit of an Akul when she gets mad.

Kaeden: *rolls eyes* Don't worry you two. It's fool proof. If we are caught, I'll take the blame. I know Tano.

Sparx & Wyre: ... ... ...

Kaeden: ... ... ... Get your heads out of the gutter! The close friend kind of way! I promise, you won't be reconditioned. The Kaminoans are stupid anyway and Ahso- Tano is against reconditioning. Now, here's what we're gonna do.

Thus, Kaeden starts explaining her plan. Two hours later, everyone is in the mess hall having food. Kaeden is sitting with Katooni, Sparx, Wyre and Akul Squadron.

Bomber: So, Larte. How do you know the General?

Kaeden: I walked into her. Literally. We both knocked into each other and she helped me find my way around Coruscant. Brought me to the Mechanics Guild. We stayed in touch since then.

Jester: Sounds like a cheesy romance holo-book I'm reading. Farmgirl living in the outskirts of the big city of Alderaan and meets a cute city boy of Alderaa after getting lost.

Slip: Didn't take you for a reader, Jest XD

Everyone: XD

Kaeden: A holo-book I'm reading right now is about a Force user with the soul of another identity. Both fighting for control. An internal strife between the light and dark souls.

Katooni: That's a heavy read.

Kaeden: It is, but the Force user finds peace with both souls and maintains balance after falling in love.

Sparx: So, myself and the other mechanics are having a movie night before we ship out to Naboo. Wanna join?

Kaeden: Naboo? Why there?

Slip: There's been reports from the Gungans of an underground facility containing a dangerous virus recreated by a Dr. Nuvo Vindi.

Wyre: Now this is real experience for you, Shiny. This will put you on the map for employers and looks great on your CV XD

Sparx: We don't get involved in the mission, but we are tasked of keeping the ship from falling apart during space battles. Hope you can work under-

????: KATOONI!!!!!

Katooni: O_O

Everyone: O_O

Ahsoka: KATOONI!!!!! >:(

General Tano enters covered in a mixture of oil and coolant foam.

Kaeden, Sparx & Wyre: *struggling to control their laughter*

Slip: Uh General, sir-

Ahsoka: *growls predatorily* -_-*

Slip: O_O

Ahsoka: *grits through teeth* Katooni! Did you tamper my fighter!?

Katooni: NO!!! I SWEAR IT WASN'T!!! I WASN'T ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR FIGHTER!!! O_O

Bomber: General please! You're scaring the Commander! *hugs Katooni tightly* She's precious!!!

Katooni: Can't breathe, Bomber! O.O

Ahsoka: Whoever has the skills to expertly tamper a fighter, step forward and I assure you, I won't give everyone on this ship, latrine duty -_-

Sparx: Sir, it was m-

Kaeden: *stands up* No, I did it! I roped Sparx and Wyre with me. It was a prank, my prank. I'm sorry, General Tano. It won't happen again and I'll fix your fighter... ... ...

Ahsoka: *stares at Kaeden* I'll let it slide.

Everyone: :-0

Kaeden: Wait... really!? O_O

Ahsoka: That's a better prank than Jester's welcome prank for Katooni XD

Jester: Hey! :'(

Ahsoka: Pranks are normal in the 332nd. I'm gonna go 'shower' *subtly looks at Kaeden*

Kaeden: *gets hint and tries not to blush* O_O

Akul Squadron: <.<

Ahsoka leaves the mess to clean herself in the shower. Everything calms down. 15 minutes later, Kaeden gets up.

Kaeden: I better head and fix Tano's fighter. The oil needed changing anyway.

Sparx: Later, Shiny. Don't overwork yourself. Last time Wyre caught you asleep in one of the ARC-170's cockpits XD

Everyone: XD

Kaeden: I'll see ye for movie night *leaves the mess hall*

Akul Squadron, Katooni, Sparx and Wyre move in closer.

Bomber: Chances she's sneaking off to the General?

Sparx: Likely. Did you see how quickly Tano let Larte's prank slide?

Jester: It's suspicious. Sometimes a penalty follows it. Larte got off clean!

Slip: Are we jumping the blaster here?

Stab: There's something going on. Did you see the way Tano eyed Larte?

Katooni: I agree with Stabby. Something is going on. I can feel it <.<

Akul Squadron: >.>

Sparx: <.<

Wyre: >.>

Katooni: <.<

Slip: I have a bad feeling about this *rubs forehead*

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Galaxy-38: Chopper's Unholy Saved Footage

A little inspiration courtesy of previous discussion in regards to my recent drabble turned one-shot request. @sirloozelite you asked if ole Chopper has footage of Kaesoka in the act and as blackmail. Here's your answer XD

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*3 BBY, The Ghost, Somewhere in Space*

The Ghost Crew are going about their moments of relaxation, with their new friend in tow: former Captain of the 332nd Slip. Ezra is alone in his room fixing up Chopper after he got a little banged up.

Ezra: Hold still, Chop! I just want to fix this wiring here!

Chopper (in Binary): Well hurry up! Hera normally fixes me up! Not you, not Kanan or anyone but Hera!

Ezra: Then keep still and I'll be done quicker!

Ezra continues to tinker more with the wiring, until he accidentally hits another one, sparks fly for a second. Then Chopper's holo-recorder activates, showing two individuals: a Togruta and a human engaging in...

Ezra: CHOPPER WHAT IS THAT!? IS THAT HOLO-PORN!? O_O

The sounds are pretty graphic as the individuals mutter one another's names.

Ezra: O_O

Chopper (in Binary): I forgot this was in my databanks! XD

Captain Slip enters the room with Hera Syndulla and both see the footage.

Slip & Hera: O_O

Ezra: It's not what it looks like!!! O_O

Hera: EZRA BRIDGER ARE YOU WATCHING HOLO-PORN ON MY SHIP!? >:(

Ezra: NO!!! O_O

Slip: No no no! Chopper I can't believe you recorded them!? That's disgusting you dumbass bucket of bolts! >.<

Hera: Wait, Chopper served on the Hunter too!? :O

Slip: Yes! And he was a bastard droid!

Chopper (in Binary): And I'm proud of it! XD

Slip: Chopper turn that off! I don't need to be reminded of the times my General banging her wife in different parts of the ship!

Hera & Ezra: WHAT!? O_O

Slip: Did I say that out loud!? O_O

Kanan walks in and sees the footage. He quickly nopes out. Chopper thankfully turns off the footage.

Slip: *sighs* My General was married in secret. Secret my shebs. She was married to that mechanic intern Kaeden Larte. What Chopper recorded is one of many of their... unholy excursions.

Hera: I can't believe Chopper served on the Hunter.

Slip: And he's still a bastard! >:(

Chopper (in Binary): Well kriff you too! :P

Slip: >:(

Hera & Ezra: O_O