Galaxy-38: Private 332nd Chatroom
PrankMaster: Oh my Force! Guys! Did you hear the intern set up a crash jar for the General!?
SnarkyTholothian: Seriously!? XD
ExplosiveSparx: No no! It's true! And it's the best thing ever! :D
Wyre-d: It's a Force damn miracle! TT
SlipperySlip-4056: How does it work?
PrankMaster: From what I overheard, the General has to put 10 Credits for every fighter she crashes and 5 for damaging it.
SlipperySlip-4056: Overheard... wait... how did you overhear this, Trooper?
PrankMaster: I was passing by the General's office and I heard Larte's voice inside. XD
IWillStabYou: That's called eavesdropping you little womp rat! >:(
ExplosiveSparx: Maybe so, but think of the pros! This lifts so much stress off myself and the other mechanics! My grey hairs are reducing in number!!!! :D
SnarkyTholothian: But not good for Stripes when she strikes up debt XD
Wyre-d: That's her problem. I won't be breaking down in tears anymore every time I see an Eta-2 in scraps XD
BomberIsTheBomb: So uh... update status. What's happening with the bet?
SnarkyTholothian: They're definitely married.
SlipperySlip-4056: Married.
PrankMaster: Married. We're not blind!
IWillStabYou: You lot are so slow. I has it figured out since I did Larte's medical test.
PrankMaster: Wait!!! How!!??
IWillStabYou: Sorry Jest. Patient confidentiality XD
BomberIsTheBomb: No fair! You literally won the bet!
IWillStabYou: Well, I had doubts. I mean, the General could've been having a fling, y'know...
SnarkyTholothian: If you haven't noticed, my Master has trust issues. No way in Sith Hell would she be the "have a fling" type. Larte must have worked miracles to get Stripes to trust her. To that level!
SlipperySlip-4056: Do you know what "fling" even means?
SnarkyTholothian: Hey! I'm sheltered, not daft! >:(
SlipperySlip-4056: Sorry, Commander. Just checking, kid. Bite my shebs off while you're at it -_-
PrankMaster: Anyways, how else do you think Larte got that internship? If she knows or is close to the General, the right strings can be pulled. <.<
ExplosiveSparx: It makes sense. The General genuinely did it to get her first hand experience and to excel at her apprentice ship. Larte isn't milking the system.
SnarkyTholothian: Besides, anyone notice Ahsoka is lot happier whenever Larte is around? Hell! She even let's her tune up her fighter! I'm not allowed near it!!!!
BomberIsTheBomb: It also explains the many times Larte sneaks to the General's private quarters. I bet they're screwing one another!
SnarkyTholothian: Ew Bomber! I don't need to know my Master has a sex life! >.<
PrankMaster: I bet they get pretty kinky about that XD
SlipperySlip-4056: TROOPER!!!! O_O
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SlipperySlip-4056: Oh for the love of...
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IWillStabYou: Guess I have to give the Commander the "Talk" -_-'
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ExplosiveSparx: DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE!? SHE'S JUST A KID!!!
PrankMaster: I assumed she already had the Talk! I mean... how humans make babies and stuff!
BomberIsTheBomb: Brother, we're sterile! We can't procreate!
Wyre-d: If the General finds out about this, being sterile Clones is the least of our worries!!!
PrankMaster: Well sorry for running my mouth!
ExplosiveSparx: Hey! If the General is in a good mood, the worst we'll get is a long lecture in the hangar bay. Now, I have to go. Ships ain't fixin' themselves and I have to teach Larte a few tips.
PrankMaster: Like how to screw? XD
ExplosiveSparx: OH FOR KRIFF SAKE JESTER!!!! >.<*
