Galaxy-38: Kaeden Gets a Medical Test
Note: Set just before Kaeden officially begins her internship on The Hunter.
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*21.5 BBY, Medbay, Clone Barracks*
Kaeden: Hello? I'm looking for a Clone Medic named CT-24-3103?
CT-24-3103: *steps out* That's me. What do you want? You authorised to be here?
Kaeden: I was escorted by Captain Slip. I was told to do a medical test with you before I start my internship.
CT-24-3103: Ah! Now I remember! You got my holo-message. You must be Kaeden Larte, so. You can me Stab.
Kaeden: Stab? Why Stab?
Stab: Trust me, some things are better left unsaid >:)
Kaeden: O_O
Stab: Anyway, make yourself comfortable and we'll go through the routine medical check. Height, weight, BMI, blood test, urine/drug test, alcohol breathlyser test, audiometry and spirometry tests. Clear?
Kaeden: O_O
Stab: You'll be fine -_-'
Two and a half hours later.
Stab: Just need to do a physical now. Standard procedure. Strip down, just to your undergarments.
Kaeden takes off her clothes, to her undergarments to allow Stab do the physical assessment.
Stab: O_O
Kaeden: Is something wrong, Stab?
Stab: I... I... uh... are those... bruises?
Kaeden: I have a tendency to whack myself off things.
Stab: Do I see... are those bite marks!? 0_0
Kaeden: No <.<
Stab: Those look like Togruta bite marks. Have a thing for Togrutas, Larte? Dare I ask are you sexually active? I may have to a pregnancy test. 🤨
Kaeden: NO!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DATE!!! NEVER MIND SEX!!! I'M DEFINITELY NOT PREGNANT!!! I'M GAY!!! 0_0
Stab: 0_0 ... ... ... Right. OK, you can put your clothes back on and go speak to Sparx to suit you up. You're all good to go.
Kaeden gets her clothes back on and leaves, saying goodbye to Stab and that she'll see him around.
Stab: *making sure Kaeden is out of earshot* OK, coast is clear *picks up his pet Ysalamir, Stab'ika* Oh kriffing Sith Hell!! What am I going to do!? Larte is in a relationship with the General! How else did she get in for a "mechanic internship" when none existed!!!
Stab'ika: Meep!
Stab: Tano certainly gave Larte the bite marks!!! Tano is the only person in the legion who's kriffing gayer than the rainbow itself!!! They better not be kriffing one another during this internship -_-
Stab'ika: Meep!
Stab: I don't get paid enough in caff! *facepalm*