#captain spots

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Soldierbug: So you like this Adrien Kid right?

Ladybug: Y-Yeah.

Soldierbug: This is what you do. First, you go up to him. Second, you stare him down, establish your dominance. Then, You kiss him hard on his mouth, you claim him in front of everyone.

Ladybug: (Super red) I-I-I can’t do that!

Soldierbug: There is always the second option.

Ladybug: I’ll do that one.

Soldierbug:(pulls out a gun, hands it to her) there you go.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ml au: Into the Ladyverse au Head canons

- Noirbug likes Chat noir. Chat noir asks if it’s because his costume is black. But then she says it’s cause of the bell.

-Pigbug/lady ham is closest to Noir bug. They have a good dynamic. Lady ham is also crazy good at fighting

-Scarlet scarab has been the ladybug Miraculous weilder one year longer then Marinette. And he knows she is Ladybug. She finds out that he is Adrien. And she is a blushing mess about it.

- Chat noir being very jealous of his scarlet scarab counterpart. But Scarlet scarab is very nice to him. (Cause he figured out/ knew it was the alternate version of him)

-Soldier bug is from a super soldier program, and got her powers from experiments. Speaks like a rosy the rivoter type. (Very gunho)

- Bridgette is the most experienced Ladybug. She finds Chat noir adorable. “Way better then my grumpy kitty.”

-Ladybug tries to confess to Scarlet scarab before he goes to his dimension. He puts a finger to her lips. “Save that for your Adrien, I am already in love with My Marinette.” He winks.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Soldierbug: What the heck guys? I had that monster thing! I just needed to use my lucky charm.

Ladybug: Your “lucky charm” is a grenade!

Soldierbug: (pouts) that’s what makes it work like a charm