Tidus: “Uh, yeah, I got that much. But… don’t ya think those, er, feelings should be given to someone else? Yanno, someone who’s not taken? Or who’s not your cousin!”
Brother: “Brother only follows heart! You also follow yours! Yuna is a Goddess! Brother just want to protect Yuna —”
Tidus: “But— Yeah, you should follow your heart and I appreciate everything ya did for her, but ya gotta know when to back off!”
Brother: “NO! Brother stays! Brother never back off! Blitzball should just play Blitzball! Have pretty girls cheering! Yuna deserve better!”
Tidus: “You’ve gotta be kidding me! Ya realize you’re sounding like a stalker, right? And my name’s Tidus, not ‘Blitzball’! Tch—the hell’d you just say! Yuna deserves someone who’s gonna make her happy, and she thinks that’s me, not you!”
Brother: “Okay, Tidus! No need to show abs to Brother! You like suspenders too? And blue flame design? Ha! No, not Brother! Brother just watches Yuna from afar — Not stalker! Stalker creepy! Brother not creepy! Better be sure Tidus will make Yuna happy! Brother always watch!”
