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Happy birthday! :D

thank you! c:

Ehehehe, sorry about that last one! *ahem* All those years frozen, only thing I could think about was you.

steeb

steeb no

Oooooh giiirl, horses have got nothing on you!

I am burdened with glorious purpose: you.

:Oc

If I had to choose between you and shawarma, I'd choose you! *nudge nudge wink*

but shawarma's so tasty

I'll let you touch my Mjölnir, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*

ho dang

YOU MIGHT BE PUNY, BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU IS NOT!

oh god no change to bruce please i'm going to die here I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS

I wasn't the cupid that shot that arrow in your heart. *wink wink* (Oooo, lame!)

NIIIIIIIIIICE

#captainhooves