#captainpetty

[firstprincetarloshollanov]

I fully blame @captainpetty for my newest love and appreciation for this tattooed beauty! 🤤😍 As if I didn’t have enough hockey boys already to love!! 😂

[hockeybabestars]

oooh oooh ooohh! so for player, I'm gonna go with William Nylander (switching it up here for myself), my favorite color is purple, and my fave season is Spring! - captainpetty

william nylander, purple, spring

gimme a player, fave color, fave season and i’ll make you a mood board!

[himbos-on-ice]

LOVING NOLAN?! We need to know where to start when loving Nolan?! oh my dear friend, please just take a trip on over to my blog, I have an obscene amount of Nolan content. He's my favorite rosy-cheeked gremlin 🥰 - captainpetty

[gustavlindstrom]

In contrast to your other anons... please don’t ever put me in the group chat. groups make me nervous. I enjoy my one man group chat 😅😂 - captainpetty

consider yourself elevated to no groupchats allowed status aslkdf

[myculturefeed]

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This is me in Wal-Mart. 😂😂#CaptainPetty #MyCultureFeed

[apoet333]

I can't wait to be this petty with Poetry. She got another thing coming if she even dares to leave the house with anything shorter than her calf and a turtleneck on. Repost @dgarciadenise - "Kids These days think school is a dam club!"😏 W/ @tonioskits #petty #captainpetty #lol

[hockeybabestars]

I associate you with Brock Boeser and Roope Hintz! - captainpetty

aww i love this love both of them!! i lowkey was not expecting roope but i love that you associate me w him!💕

[gustavlindstrom]

3.754 - @captainpetty

wow ok im alr taller than u that should count for at least .5 intimidation factor

on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i