#captainphasmc

[ask-king-george-iii]

I'm Helen and I approve of you being Susan's baby daddy

Hello, Helen. I think I may already have too many kids. Please send help.

[sapphopadme]

clintaxha!

yaaas!!

url: 10/10icon: 10/10posts: 10/10theme: 10/10updates tab: /10overall: you’re a perfect ten baby!/10following: ofc!

vote for my next url!!

[forgetfulbarnes]

hayden christensen

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

he’s my smol canadian son, who lives v v close to me. 

send me an actor

[judesstfrancis]

star wars!

favorite male character: poe dameron my gay latino pilot son

favorite female character: leia organa

least favorite character: jabba the hutt lmao I think we can all agree

prettiest character: fuckin leia organa man her hair is always on point

funniest character: c3po lmao I feel such a deep personal connection with that droid they’re so funny

favorite episode: episode iv

favorite season: (ehhhhh I’m gonna go with trilogy number here okay?) the original trilogy

favorite romantic ship: ummmmm we all know I’m a stormpilot hoe but nothing will ever be better than han/leia

favorite family ship: leia and luke

favorite friend ship: rey and finn (tied very closely with poe and leia they’re best friends okay fight me)

worst ship: kyle ron/rey who made this and can I fight them

[poetdameron]

hanleia

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) otp ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)

[jiubilee]

I saw your post and at first I was like "Oh my god" but now that I think about it, it's a good question

I’m asking for science, okay, because I started wondering about this last night and I really want to know...for science.

@plinys suggested holocomms even though that’s technically more like skype sex? Which is actually dirtier if you think about it oh my god, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

[austrian-equestrian]

captainphasmc answered to your photo “I’ve never seen a bridle with this rope type of thing, could someone...”

it's a gag bit (it's better than it sounds I swear). it applies pressure to the poll when you pull the reins to bring their head down on to the bit a little more

thank you for the explanation! :)

[judesstfrancis]

caelan!

that’s such a pretty name!!!! I hope I can do it justice

1. the sharp sound of of tap shoes clacking on wooden surfaces in an even, steady rhythm

2. people marching along a busy street during a parade, their every moves perfectly in step with the people beside them

3. leaves falling gently from the limbs of a tree, the wind gently caressing them underneath and carrying them to far off places

4. when you were a child and you tried to only step on the spaces inside the lines of a tile, refusing to touch any crack or line with the sole of your shoes

5. bright green eyes getting progressively lighter in color as they move outward from the pupils

[send me a name and I’ll give you a list of things it makes me think of!!]