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RAY WITH BLUE AND RED HEELYS OH MY GOD

YOU KNOW HE WOULD THOUGH

[ororomunroe-archive]

marvel + songs

[leonvrdmccoy]

this kid at my school just asked kendall jenner to prom with the worst music video in history

some choice lines from the vid:

if you were a prez you’d be baberaham lincoln

charmanders are red, squirtles are blue. if you were a pokemon i’d choose you.

you can meet my friends that’d be sweet

[sodrippy]

a Comprehensive List for the warpartment au

so a beautiful anon sent me this ask about a band of brothers/pacific au where the boys all live together and i kinda?? took it and ran? and thus the warpartment au was born: modern au where the hbo war crews live in one apartment building

and then i got another ask about the medic boys and started thinking about the actual living arrangements, and after extensive thought and discussions w au queen ylva, i came up with the following apartment tenant list:

leckie, hoosier, runner, chuckler

burgie, jay, snafu, sledge (sid used to live here but he moved away and his old friend sledge moved in. they adopt hamm as well. nobody really knows how he came to be crashing on their couch but he just never leaves?)

ack-ack, hillbilly, winters, nix (welsh used to live with them too but he moved to a new place with kitty)

luz, skip, malarkey, penkala

skinny, shifty, perconte, liebgott, web (web moves in last, he knows a bunch of the guys from college but lost touch for a while)

lip, spiers, grant, buck, martin, bull

bill, toye, babe, spina, gene (the philly boys get a place together obv and ralph brings home this small cajun one day and they all coadopt him immediately)

nate, brad, ray, walt (the philly apartment is right above these guys, and both apartments are right next to the stairwell)

rudy, pappy, poke, bryan (lilley used to live here but he moved away to be replaced by bryan, who had no idea what kind of frathouse he’d unwittingly moved into, poor guy)

everyone meets. everyone bonds. none more so than the hbo war meme team, led by ray and luz: 

ylva: ray and luz become the supreme vine lords me feels, with support from malark penk and muck. me: luz and ray. are a force to be RECKONED WITH. please, when they meet its like ‘hey arent you the guy who pulled that prank last sem? i fuckin loved that dude!!’ 'wait wait- youre the guy in that one vine!! fuck i couldnt stop laughing at that for like 2 days!!’ and bam theyre instant bffs. the light goes out a little more from brad’s eyes. nate and lip share a sad look of understanding. the end is nigh.

the meme team consists of ray, luz, babe, walt, skip, malarkey, penkala, sometimes buck and bill as well. reluctantly drags frank down too. lieb gets roped in a lot and goes hard bc he doesnt do things half assed

they have shirts: fluro pink shirts with #MEMETEAM stamped on them in camo print coloured comic sans

they have prank wars

they sing. a lot.

there’s a sweet little rooftop, all wooden deck floor and little covered area and barbecue and garden and stuff. its used for a variety of things: morning yoga, meme team sleepovers, jedi fight club, quiet meeting place for the Grown Ups, making beaches in the summer, etc. etc.

intense. game. nights. also featuring nerf gun wars and a master game of assassin

PUPPIES

the vines though, please.

ikea trips because of aforementioned vines (ray phones brad from one aisle over like ‘BRAVO XENA PHOSPHATE! WHERE R U!! IVE LOST MY PLATOON!! XENA PHOSPHATE, COME IN XENA PHOSPHATE!!’ [muffled sounds of ikea employee trying to hush ray] ‘NO IM SORRY SIR, IVE LOST MY PLATOON!! A CIVILIAN LIKE URSELF COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND! I MUST GO, MY SQUAD MATES NEED THE MORTARS!’ and he wheels himself away (bc ofc he has his own trolley) from the now incredibly concerned employee laughing manically)

just general wildness and chaos and honestly how are we all still allowed to live here im pretty sure we’re driving other tenants away

[sodrippy]

warpartment au: one day a karaoke machine shows up and no one knows where it's from and no one fesses up to seeing anyone bring it up the stairs, and the thing is pretty heavy and complicated so it sort of starts a scrap book for 'modern mysteries in the warpartment', but they plug the thing in, get piss drunk and find out people they thought would sing so badly they'd have the cops at their door are actually like the reborn freddie mercury of something and that's #2 on the list of mysteries

Modern Mysteries in the Warpartment: A Handycam-Held-By-George-Luz Endeavour (ft. Special Commentary by Josh Ray Person)

luz: “and here we see one of nature’s great mysteries...like stonehenge, or- or, um, one of...nature’s other great mysteries- this karaoke machine appeared as if from nowhere. who bought it? who stole it?? who lugged it up the stairs? who-”ray: “who CARES luz, lets fire this baby up!”

ray dedicates a different 80s love song to each of his roommates; he and babe do a duet of never gonna give you up; skip malarkey and penk do girls just wanna have fun; there are also various 90s classics; britney spears’ toxic makes an appearance as well; luz is there to record it all

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poem: ❋

[sodrippy]

hALF OF THE FLOOR MEETING UP FOR DRUNKEN VIDEO GAME PLAYING their mario kart sessions are super intense like they all know ray would probs win every time iF HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A DICK and find more joy in collecting as many bananas as he can to block the entire road with bananas than actually winning (walt is the only one who survives rainbow boullevard, sledge is always yoshi, leckie is princess peach earning him the nickname peaches, joe almost throws the remote out the window one time)

absolutely, the philly boys have a weekly mario comp going which gets really intense (see again: the mario kart nosebleed of spring ‘14) its mostly just accidental elbows to the face and deliberate elbows to the ribs and one time bill knocked babe clear off the couch and into the coffee table but in his defence, he had just gotten hit by like three blue shells so. 

they play an inter-apartment mario match, then expand the comp to wii sports as well (drunk tennis is incredibly fun and incredibly dangerous. do not try it at home kids) rivalries are formed, friendships are tested, its wild.

[sodrippy]

important band of brothers questions:

who’s the boogie woogie bugle boy of company e