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Hello!
I never actually introduced myself when I made this blog. My name is Jaspre! I have the Mental Illness™ and I like to share the weird things I think and hear! I made this blog when I was in high school, and now I'm a teacher! I will continue to share out of pocket shit from my life! And thanks for being here!
*my girlfriend puts her hand against my forehead*
GF: You’re a little worm baby
Me: *whispering to my boyfriend* I like your penis.
My girlfriend: *also whispering* Thanks, it likes you too.
Hi, welcome to fucktown, population: I’m broke!!
"When you said 'you're about to catch these hands,' I thought 'okay, booster seat'"
-someone to me
“there’s supposed to be clouds and rain tomorrow, so I think I’m gonna go bury my head in a lemon meringue pie.”
— radio guy
“You’re built like alfredo cheese.”
— guy from my ASL class
If vaginas could wear socks what color would they be?
—@adhdnightmare
