Can I marry whiskey?
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“I don’t think that’s legal,” the otaku said, her brow furrowing slightly in thought. She swallowed her instinct to suggest something else, blaming her own buzzed haze for even suggesting the thought. Normally Kae was a lot better at hiding that side of herself -- no need to scare the bespectacled male off when she’d barely had a chance to ship him with more than one guy!
“`sides, if you married the bottle it’d just be gone in a few days... and if you married all the whiskey in the world, that wouldn’t be a very faithful relationship!” Kae said, eyes widening in realization of the horrors that would entail. Suddenly, she reached across the table, grabbing her new friend’s hand and clasping them within her own, staring at him with a newfound seriousness.
“Don’t you worry, Matthew! You don’t need to settle for such a bad partner! I’ll help you find someone.”
