#capthinking

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Sometimes, Clover will take Sofia out to a lavender patch when they're stressed, even though he doesn't like the smell of lavender.

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AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED HIM WTF CEDRIC'S NOT OK

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"Man this dark catholic music is so long" it better be Ivan spends an eternity in a painstakingly hellish purgatory the tunes gotta last as long

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Eustis acting all romantically open and desirable towards Cedric in Pierre's body because he knows Pierre can't handle coming back to his friend thinking he has a chance with him romantically because he's not ready so it drives a wedge between them (I can't handle this)

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Gaston X Vanessa edits are so Eustis and Ivy core I'm sane

You thought this was going to be a simple shitpost?? I don't think so imagines episode where Eustis and Ivy are taken back to their wedding day but Eus is in denial signing like, "I'm sure this is just another one of those spells of Greylock's and we aren't reliving our wedding day that would be awful" but they are; still cue Eus not giving two fucks

Facial expression saying he will kill Greylock if they are actually reliving that day he swears to god

Eventually, he snaps out of it because everything that's happening is on par with what happened on that day and they get mad at each others because everything is going to go to shit. Not exactly sure what happened (I'm writing this on the top of my head and I can't take it seriously with the images) but Ivy is going to be so fucking done if Eus whips out the same shit he did during the ceremony

Eus is like, ok, he's not going to repeat the same thing that happened he promises that he will not do the thing again (btw they are forced to relive this day against their will. The same thing is going to happen, but Eus will try to defy fate. At its core, this whole ordeal is a bitter reminder of who their marriage would turn into.) (Also that expression 😠)

Oh my god, wedding photo (the same shit happens again nothing changes Eus gets mad (and for a reason but it's a bit overboard of him. Good thing no one saw him when he was ⚔️ cept for his wifeyyyyy) Ivy goes through the same experience of watching her husband slllllaayyyyyyyyy, ugh how did they stay married after this? Oh yeah they might've just let this go at first because it was a situation where there was actual danger. You can even think of this outside of a wedding day context am just going with that because wedding clothes but also having this happen on their special day and have it change their entire view on each other, hiding it from everyone what one of them did or didn't do just sounds so 💥💥💥) (and the fact her reaction doesn't change because it's as horrible as ever)

I lofe these edits so much I can't stop laughing at some of them if they weren't there I would be throwing stuff around my room about this idea bdgggrrr

Ok that's it that's all

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Gaston images that make me think about Eustis

this fukci this fucking imag istg he's so fuckign nbig

Throwing Slickwell

to be continued sfx

Gaston sleeps so much in these comics adds eusleepy taking cat naps during the day to headcanon

ffffffffffuming

His sleep schedule is fucked up maybe if you didn't spend your nights pacing around the castle destroying shit maybe you'd feel better

Slickwell does not miss Eustis when he's out (also pretend Eustis doesn't physically harm Slickwell and it's just the Pin of Klutzenheimer making him dramatically be THWAK!ed when he's just lightly pushing Slickwell to the side)

Bro Mirrorverse Gaston slaps so much

inspo for the hunting lodge from disney parks concept art

I like this one lay it down in a way my tism can understand

he has his own moodboard of himself (also that mirror take note take note)

Let's go for two

Eustis gets green glowy thing (I love DV card art sm)

mob mob angry mob mob mob angry angry

He must know how to shoot

ok that's all goodnight

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Getting an email from the boss, it's all in comic sans

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Greylock has a ohaha laugh Slickwell has a ahaha laugh