#captianwintersoldier

[armandyke]

marvel really gonna clown around and make us wait for a next thing to watch while silently hoping for something gay

Marvel: Come see our next movie! we promise it’ll be gay this time ;)

Me: 

[steverogersnotebook]

★★★★★ Amazing content <333

[evanslandia]

@captianwintersoldier

[ask-winter-bucky]

*gives you a beautiful flower* You look more beautiful than this flower!

Innocent!Bucky: Question 9/20

“Awh, thank you so much…”

[armandyke]

i need a remake of endgame asap theres no way this is the real version

You know how sometimes I have dreams about seeing a marvel movie that hasn’t come out yet and it’s always some weird nonsensical shit and then I wake up and make a text post about it well that’s how I felt watching endgame except I still haven’t woken up

[armandyke]

mother: you don't need a lot of snacks to take to spain me: that's true mother: sO i bought you five different kinds of chocolate cupcakes and 62 thousand different packs of biscuits have fun :))

Your mother is a HERO

[armandyke]

my essay, not having been touched in 2 days: bitch?? finish me the fuck UP!! me, about to start a video game even though i've played it 10x: IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAAD IM GONNA RIIIIIIIIIIIDE TILL I CANT NO MOREEEEE

ITS DUE TOMORROW

[armandyke]

me: hey it would be cute if we kissed uwu wife: yeah uwu *doesn't kiss me* I,,, i dont know how to tell her that I want to aCTUALLY kiss her cuz she'snotactuallymyreawifebutlikeheyicallhermywife

THAT’S GAY