Questions for the mun: 1, 7, 14
1. What makes you the most emotional about your muse?
You know you’d think I would say Liam, but no, it’s not. Like YEAH that’s a whole bag of hurt but the thing that I have the most feelings about is Bill and color. The first time he saw color, his continued PASSION for color. I’m such a visual person and honestly, his whole experience with it is just so beautiful, right down to him choosing yellow for himself.
7, If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?
Borrow? As in temporarily for like maybe less than an hour and then give that shit back? Probably his gross overconfidence, and I’ll tell you why. Bill and I both have an impulse control issue when it comes to our voices; when we’re excited or passionate about something, we are LOUD, even when we ought not to be. Even when people repeatedly tell us to quiet down. We aren’t even trying to (sometimes Bill tries to but I sure am not), it just happens.
The difference between us is that Bill does NOT get stage fright. He is confident in all he does, and when he’s not confident, he covers it up with his disgusting surplus of confidence, so he’s still loud, he still projects, he still sounds sure of himself. Me, on the other hand, I get super shy when speaking to someone important, or a crowd of people. This means that when I’m talking to my boss, or talking to a stranger, or giving a presentation, too often my voice gets soft for the same impulse control reason. And just like before, it’s hard to change it, even when people want me to speak up.
14. How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?
GOD I don’t even know….a variety of things come to mind.
Ever wonder what would happen if the Joker fused with Spongebob Squarepants? Wanna find out?
OK listen this is basically a floating triangle with an eye, like on the dollar bill, but he’s weird as fuck. Don’t shake his hand. Ever.
He’s um….well you see…..shit don’t you have triggers related to body horror? Maybe we should call this off.
He’s basically The Abusive Ex™ but also The Devil™ and a sleazily sales man. We share a sense of humor though so – wait please don’t turn around where are you going?