Dungeons & Disney Princesses - Jasmine
“...Oh, God, I have an idea. I put on my tiara, shake my hips a little, and say, ‘Jafar, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.’ And then I like, walk over to him and put my arms around him so maybe he’ll get too horny to focus and then Aladdin can get to the lamp.” “Disgusting! Roll for... deception, I guess?” “Nineteen.” “Disgusting, but effective! He takes his eyes off of Aladdin’s hiding spot - so you have a little leeway to move, if you’d like - and looks at you, Jasmine, like all of his dreams have come true.” “Thanks. I hate it.” “So does everyone else. Except Jafar. He’s having fun.”
inspo from @heroeddiemunson

















