#car antics

[cyborgwithgreathair]

In which context is everything

*INTP(F) and INTP(M) are in the backseat overhearing ENFJ(F) and INFP(F)'s conversation*

INFP: Thats not it.

INFP: Not there.

INFP: Thats not it either.

INFP: You missed it enitrely.

INFP: No its right there.

ENFJ: I did touch it

INFP: Well I didnt feel.

ENFJ: It was on your pants.

INFP: It was NOT on my pants.

INTP (F): Did you just say "up my pants?"

ENFJ: I could kiss it better for you...

INFP: I don't want your face anywhere near me

INTP(M): You know that thing called context? Yeah lets take that out of the equation and examine the dialogue thats just occurred...

[reblogalogalogalog]

Parked In My Spot

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[cyborgwithgreathair]

In which INFP solves the problem

INTP is driving and INFP is passenger

INTP: okay, we turn at the massive shops. Keep a look out for the shops

INFP: I look like shops.

INTP: You really don’t.

INFP: Give me some cardboard and a couple hours, I can change that.

INTP: *laughs*

INFP: Yeah, paint on some windows, and at the top-

INTP: Windows? No. Shops don’t have windows!

INFP: yes they do! Shop windows! And glass doors! Anyway paint some of those on and at the top is says “shops” but spelled wrong.

INTP: And beside you is one of those signs *gesturing to the sign out front a set of shops that tells you what shops you can find in the complex* not just one shop. Many shops.

[likea-perfectrhyme]

So today I'm jamming out with windows down to I wish you would by Taylor swift (so basically it's just my usual Thursday) and I'm at a stop light and this like 70 year old man pulls up next to me and just kind of looks at me like "yea do your thing girl" and I start miming out the lyrics to this guy and he starts laughing hysterically so that's how my day has been taylorswift

[that-sweet-silver-lining]

car antics two.

Monday: Driving down a by-pass on the way to school, "Ahh, look! a dead fox!"

            Driving down a by-pass on the way back from school, "Eww, it's still there!"

Tuesday: Driving down a by-pass on the way to school, "Hey, it's still there. And it's a bit more smooshy than before."

Wednesday: Driving down a by-pass on the way to school, "Even more squished! How do you think it gets more squished? it's basically fluff and blood now."

Sister's response: "Drunk people driving in the middle of the road?"

[naturallyrooted]

Stupid Things I Do in My Car #2

Try to use the light from my phone when a road is extremely dark instead of turning on my high beams.

[naturallyrooted]

Stupid Things I Do in My Car #1

Duck when a leaf or bag flies up towards the car windshield.