#caradevilqueen-x

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caradevilqueen-x replied to your chat: text @ Kendall

pre-dating lily fantasies I’m dead

Tom just wants to watch CaKe hoping he’d get invited to join ;)

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[text] I’ll be cheering you on, front row.

[text]: Fucking better be. I’m gonnae still the show. What are ye doing for your bit?

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[text] Are you gonna be doing the Footloose dance though, that's the important question?

[text]: Fucking obviously. I’m not gonnae be stationary the whole time. I’ll be wearing that gorgeous tux Kevin Bacon wears in the movie too.

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[text] Shame, such a shame. Nah, I'm done with walking in my underwear. Only when I'm drunk.

[text]: Ah shite I should’ve done that song from that Tom Cruise movie. But no I went with Footloose instead because it’s a crowd pleaser and that’s what this shit is all about.

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[text] What are you dancing to? If you don't say Pony while stripping, I'm gonna be veeeery disappointed, mate.

[text]: Och, you know, that was an option. Don’t think I’ve got the body for it. Are you gonna be doing it instead? Great, thanks.

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[text] We'd need to go to Vegas, don't really fancy going there again. There's got to be a veto to marry us in any church within the UK, asked for by my publicist or summit. [text] YEAH THAT... YEAH. SURE.

[text]: Why’s Vegas gotta be so fucking far away? Why can’t Blackpool or somewhere get a local law where they can hand out marriage licenses willy-nilly for people like us? Might as well ask your publicist if they can make it happen.

[text]: BUT THERE’S NO PROOF, SO YOUR THEORY IS FUCKED.