#carbaz

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CarBaz AU where Caren is a priestess at a church who is kidnapped by the fearsome dragon Angra Mainyu. The brave knight Bazett rushes to go save her, but by the time she arrives, Caren has already whipped the dragon into shape and isn’t really in need of rescue. Bazett is a bit embarrassed and surprised and unsure what to do, but very impressed. She is going to escort Caren back home, but now the dragon wants to go with them- and he plans to do so by turning into an obnoxious teen who they now have to teach human etiquette and keep him from being found out.

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reminder that there is no heterosexual explanation for this

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someone actually draw carbaz what is this

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also reminder of when caren forces bazett into helping her supervise the kids 

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If you're still doing them, can you do CarBaz for the ship thing?

this is prillyaverse 

who’s the cuddler: i don’t think either of them are much cuddlers. if it is either of them caren probably does it in public to embarrass bazett. one time bazett throws her arm around caren shoulders and she self-destructs.

who makes the bed: both of them? i feel like caren would probably be the one least likely to do it though because of her more lazy tendencies, while bazett would see it and feel forced into doing it. if caren is the last one to get up though and bazett doesn’t go back into the bedroom before she leaves, the bed is not being made.

who wakes up first: caren is lazy but she is used to working at a school and being the overseer, but it will usually take her a couple of snoozes to finally roll out of bed. bazett on the other hand is used to sleeping in forests, at her work, using a lion costume as a sleeping bag and probably wakes up really easily. caren groans at her if she wakes up too early though. 

who has the weird taste in music: caren does not like baz’s taste in punk and rock music. she thinks it’s a whole bunch of noise. bazett does not mind listening to caren’s organ playing, and for the most part caren just listens to classical music. she finds most popular music to be pigs squealing. 

who is more protective: i doubt either of them are very protective? caren will help her if she asks for it, but she likes seeing her in pain as well and will watch her destroy herself. bazett might be more protective in a “you need to stop trying to kill yourself” with her curse. caren will in turn ignore her advice. 

who sings in the shower: caren hums some of her favourite hymns, although she is more of a bath person. bazett takes quick showers and caren has not heard her singing in the shower yet. 

who cries during movies: bazett cries more than caren. caren likes to watch disaster films or historical war films and laugh at people dying. bazett is likely to cry when the dog or another animal (like horses) dies in the film. caren has to use the “does the dog live” website to assure baz that it won’t die before baz will watch a film now, which caren doesn’t mind because she dislikes crying. 

who spends the most while out shopping: caren but that wouldn’t be hard. bazett thinks twigs are food and doesn’t have enough money for a place to sleep. caren on the other hand has money. plus caren has a thing for sugary treats. she has to convince bazett to eat something besides twigs. will spend money on candies and cakes and tea as they’re shopping. also caren loves buying clothes. bazett carries her bags for her.

who kisses more roughly: caren. bazett doesn’t realize that caren wants a kiss and so caren has to pull on her tie to get her to kiss her. besides that she likes to hear bazett moan into her mouth and melt. likes to pull at her lips and run her hands through baz’s hair. 

who is more dominate: caren again. partly because bazett is oblivious and partly because caren likes being dominant. even though the shroud is not effective on her she will still use it on bazett if she does not mind. 

my rating of the ship from 1-10: ∞/10 the only reason to watch prillya imo and prillya are cowards for not having caren in the miyuverse because that means it’s going to be a while before they meet up again which is just.. cowardly

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carbaz au where caren is a well known super villain who spends most of her time not trying to destroy the world or control it but rather kidnapping esteemed news reporter bazett because she doesn’t realize that she’s crushing super hard on her. 

she continuously uses machines like “the tickler” to make her uncomfortable but not in too much actual pain. bazett can easily get out of caren’s restraints, making caren even more in love and “i wish she’d do that to me dam”

also gil is caren’s henchmen who is salty and often makes fun of her silly inventions.

“get ready for THE TICKLER!” 

“really? the tickler? why don’t you kill her already” 

“SHUT UP GIL I WAS HAVING A MOMENT GET OUT OF HERE”