#pollyux

[joshnekuu]

CarBaz AU where Caren is a priestess at a church who is kidnapped by the fearsome dragon Angra Mainyu. The brave knight Bazett rushes to go save her, but by the time she arrives, Caren has already whipped the dragon into shape and isn’t really in need of rescue. Bazett is a bit embarrassed and surprised and unsure what to do, but very impressed. She is going to escort Caren back home, but now the dragon wants to go with them- and he plans to do so by turning into an obnoxious teen who they now have to teach human etiquette and keep him from being found out.

[number1mongrel]

Gil

THANKS DUDE

Give me a character and I’ll tell you my headcanon for:

What they smell like: wine. jesus christ this guy drinks a lot. also does gold have a smell? cause if so then that too

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): sprawled across the bed and naked, sometimes on his belly with his arms folded under his head. His schedule depends on what point in his life. When he was a good king he hardly slept at all until his body couldn’t take it anymore, but before his quest and in the time between f/z and fsn he just sleeps whenever he wants. Neither are very healthy, but he doesn’t care

What music they enjoy: probably whatever music they played back in Uruk. He’s furious when he finds out the modern world has no knowledge of what it sounded like. Instead, he listens to anything with similar instruments, like harps, drums, and wood pipes.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: he always looks perfect no matter what, but it probably takes at least an hour to get his hair like that

Their favorite thing to collect: anything, but especially expensive or important things. he wants it all. given he already thinks everything is his, he simply thinks of it as taking an item out of his closet

Left or right-handed: given he uses Ea with his right hand, I’ll go with that

Religion (if any): the Sumerian pantheon. granted he hates pretty much every god except his mother but you know

Favorite sport: wrestling, the bare-skinned, muddy kind

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): sightseeing, to see how his kingdom (according to him the entire world) has changed over thousands of years

Favorite kind of weather: hot and sunny, like his home, though he does like water

A weird/obscure fear they have: elephants, based on a fic i read once and loved to death

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: go karts. given his disregard for anyone else’s safety and his absolute certainty that he’ll win at anything, he’ll go all out. He did almost win the holy grail grand prix after all

[jennajfeather]

Oh boy please clothes please

Flat always dresses somewhat fancily, not nothing overly fancy. He always wears a vest and has a tie & suspenders but he doesn’t wear the tie.  He wears his suspenders though, but not to hold up his pants.  He just uses them as a fashion statement. Also he never tucks in his shirt.  He would probably look pretty formal (akin to Jekyll) if he actually dressed neatly.

My friend always makes fun of him and says he dresses old-fashioned. I  think he dresses really cute though.  His long socks are also a really nice touch to his whole outfit?!  

I think one of the most unexpected parts of Flat’s design are his earrings though, but all the same cute!! 

[skeweredplasmablade]

Monty Python is a good movie -- with @conloach @yuubey @pollyux + @altorialter

[joshnekuu]

Kirei and Cu 'cause I need some: Kirei is Cu's hot college professor and Cu is having trouble paying attention.

1. Send me a ship

2. Send me an AU

3. I will write a 3 sentence fic about them

Cu had never been a stellar student, but paying attention in class was especially hard when the teacher looked like a goddamn body builder underneath that suit and tie. He wasn’t even interested in religious studies, and even with Kotomine’s deep, commanding voice, it was difficult to think about anything but how toned his arms looked whenever he took off his jacket (the only thing Cu would ever thank the faulty heating system in this building for)- how the hell was he supposed to remember the names of the different people who wrote the bible, or whatever it was Kotomine was talking about now?

“Cuchulainn, if you could rejoin us, that would be appreciated,” Kotomine thumped a book down on his desk, jolting Cu back to reality- a reality where he was failing his studies, but that was fine, because at least it meant he could stare at his professor’s ass a little longer when he was inevitably asked to stay after class.

[joshnekuu]

gilgamesh would unironically buy and eat dinosaur nuggets they are the only good thing about this time period

[joshnekuu]

fuckin. AU where Cu is Bazett’s literal dog and Kirei is just some asshole who steals her dog one day. She’s like what the fuck. Give me back my dog. Goes to the police for help and they have her go to the shelter to see if maybe he’s there. Baz doesn’t find Cu but she finds this other little yappy dog named Angra, she’s really sad about losing Cu and this pup is a little shit but he’s cute and no one wants him so she adopts him.

Later she meets Caren who is apparently the daughter of the guy who stole her dog. And she’s like HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY DOG. Except now her old dog and her new dog don’t get along so there’s like a weird swapping back and forth of Caren and Bazett’s dogs as they like trade off who is taking care of each dog. Also Bazett and Caren try to figure out why the hell Caren’s dad stole a dog. Who knows.

[joshnekuu]

Gimme the Gil and Cu where Gil is a sly thief and Cu is the cop trying to arrest him

1. Send me a ship

2. Send me an AU

3. I will write a 3 sentence fic about it

Cu had heard about this guy from the news: the strange blond thief who had been slipping into museums all over the country, making priceless artifacts disappear, always making sure to remind whoever caught him on tape that it wasn’t really stealing, because, in his words, how could he steal something that already belonged to him? How someone with such an ego trip had managed to go for so long without handing himself in just for the attention, Cu wasn’t sure, but it seemed tonight he would have the chance to find out- because there he was, in all his glory, the cat burglar himself, Gilgamesh.

Cu knew that catching such a well-known criminal would get him no small amount of renown back at the station, but as the man stepped in the circle of light cast by his flashlight, red eyes glinting with cat-like amusement, Cu had a sinking feeling that things weren’t going to be going in his favor tonight.