7: What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor?, 17: If someone were to take over your body in this very instant, what would you need to brief them on?,29: What's the most useless thing you still have memorized? (JAHAN)
7: What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor?
“ all i’m gonna say is that nobody told me when you go in for a physical it’s, like, a full body inspection. and their hands are cold. stuff shrinks in the cold. ”
17: If someone were to take over your body in this very instant, what would you need to brief them on?
“ your cat is really into sitting on your head at any given moment and will leap from the bookshelf just to get on said head. if you didn’t like spicy food before, you do now. your dad is real bad at holding a conversation. also, you take big shits. it’s how you eat so much. ”
29: What's the most useless thing you still have memorized?
“ i learned the first five hundred digits of pi to win a dumb school competition once. i still know all of ‘em because i made a song. even more useless: all the lyrics to ice, ice baby. to be fair, there aren’t that many. ”
















