CG!Technoblade headcannons!
He loves to read bedtime stories! When he’s waiting during nap times or independent playtime, he writes bedtime stories and draws for the stories! He adores playing pretend, making different voices for each character and moving stuffies’ hands around to make them look like they're speaking!
Techno will carry little’s bags if they don’t want to carry them, so it’s normal to see him wearing a backpack with pastels or shiny diamonds and emeralds!
His most common nicknames are royalty based! Prince, princess and my crown are all fair game for him! He might not like government, but he dresses like a king, and littles deserve to be treated nicely!
Cooking is a mess, he loves to let littles cook with him, but somehow he forgets how fun it is to paint on walls and mess with flour!
Piglins have a need to protect, and with Techno being a Piglin hybrid, being a caregiver makes him very happy. He has a sense of safety and the feeling of being loved when he can take care of any and all littles. Sometimes, he needs to have very sleepy and very cozy cuddles because he has a need to keep littles close. If any little hold his hands in public he will not hesitate to give all his love and attention to them.
He looks scary and tough, but if any little babbles or goes into babyspace he will lose all his persona and go soft.
Techno loves to listen to babbles and pretend they’re deep, thoughtful conversations. He responds to them with a lot of emotion and hand movements, turning to the little and close awaiting a response.
He’s one of the emergency caretakers of the SMP, if any little pings the emergency caretakers, the closest one to them arrives to the coords! So, he takes walks around the SMP to walk his dogs and look out for any scared or lost littles!
Does he spoil his littles? Yes, hundred times over yes.
After the Little’s Laws were signed, he was careful to watch for any signs of people slipping during battle, teaching people how to spot them and how to get the littles out of the situation as safely as possible.
When any little starts crying, he instinctively tries to find gold to give to them.
He is very tough on candy and sugar before and after meals, the milk he makes isn’t very sugary. He prefers to give tea instead, saying that the flowers are magic and good for littles to continue to be cool and strong!
Bedtime is bedtime, meal time is meal time. He is very strict because he cares about littles’ and their health! He does his best to not be very scary, but he apologizes with hugs, kisses, and lots of reassurances!
He makes little homework sheets when kids and toddlers are being rowdy or have too much energy for their age.
Techno likes silence, but he doesn’t mind a music disc or music box in the house.
The fireplace and stove are heavily guarded! Even sitting or standing too close gives littles warnings and a little bit in trouble!
♡ Make sure to take care of yourselves! It's very important to drink some water and eat a snack if you need to! Much love!
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