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A minific of a enemy getting befriended by Gentaro against their will and a few of the other riders saying that they don't have a choice would be funny

Well... he's not an enemy per se... but what if Kagerou the devil meets the friendship monster

"I'm Kisaragi Gentaro, Kamen Rider Fourze! The man who will befriend the whole world!" the man enthusiastically introduced himself. "And you're Ikki's little brother, right?!"

"Ah, unfortunately, Ikki's little brother is a little... preoccupied at the moment. I'm Kagerou, his inner demon." Kagerou's eyes gleamed as he looked the delinquent-looking man up and down. "Oh~ So you are Onii-sama's precious senpai, huh..."

Kagerou. Don't do it. You'll just humiliate yourself. Daiji warned.

Kagerou pointedly ignores his host's advice. "Forget being friends... Why don't you and I have some fun, Gen-chan~"

He had barely finished propositioning the man when he grinned, as bright as the sun, and grabbed his hand. He could only blink as he shook it once, then clasped it, gave him a fistbump, then two more. "Wha...?"

Congratulations, snickered Daiji from where he was taking a nice little break from reality. You've just been friend-zoned by the friendship monster. Kagerou glared at him. Don't look at me like that. I did warn you.

Kagerou stared at his hand, then gave the other Kamen Rider a bewildered look. "...Did you even realize what I was asking you?"

"Oh, yeah, of course I did!" Gentaro saaid cheerily. "I don't do that sort of thing though, except with Kengo! But don't worry, we can still be buds!" He said so earnestly that Kagerou could hardly believe it.

"I think I'm fine, thanks." Kagerou replied. "Friends aren't really my thing..."

Daiji laughed as though he'd just said something outrageous. You say that as if you have a choice, he chuckled. Once he decides he wants to be your pal, you're stuck with him forever. And if you resist, he'll just beat your ass and then befriend you anyway.

Kagerou blinked. "...You did get the part where I said I'm a demon, right?"

Gentaro, if anything, only smiled wider. "That sounds like I'm just gonna have to wear you down, Kagerou."

Kagerou stared at him. "You're fucking insane."

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I think it's a good time to have a minific of tsukasa doing his usual dose of trolling

When is Tsukasa not a troll though

Also, in honor of me getting my Ryo Aoki photobook... Kento's gonna die of embarrassment thanks to Tsukasa.

Poor lightning hedgehog swordsman...

"Hey, Touma, you have a package," Kento said as he entered the bookstore, bringing with him a plain-looking brown box. "I just saw it sitting on the porch... It had your name and address and everything."

"Huh. I don't remember ordering anything." Touma frowned. "Well, anyways, let me see."

Kento handed him the package, and Touma used a box cutter he found in his desk to cut the tape holding the box shut. He opened it to see a book, bubble-wrapped so the cover wasn't quite readable.

"...A book?" Touma said in wonder. He sliced the bubble wrap open. "Why would anyone send me- Oh my."

"What- Is that- Why does he look like me?!" Kento gaped in bewilderment.

"Who looks like you, Kento?" Rintaro questioned, coming in from the Book Gate with Mei.

Touma lifted the book for them to see, and Mei gasped, grabbing it out of his hands. "He does look a lot like Kento- and wow, he's super hot!" she proclaimed.

"Mei!" Kento protested. "Why are you calling this... Aoki guy who looks like me hot... when I'm right here?" he asked, gesturing to himself.

Mei laughed as she leafed through the pages. "No offense, but you're way too shy to expose yourself like this. Can you see yourself doing something like this?" she asked, opening the book out to show the boys a page she'd found.

"...Not gonna lie, I really wouldn't mind you looking like that," Touma muttered, licking his lips, looking between his lover and the man in the photo, lying in the waves, his white shirt drenched and half-buttoned to reveal his toned figure.

Rintaro took the book from Mei and looked through it himself. "Well, if Kento were actually the one in the photos, he'd make a better water swordsman than I do." He chuckled. "He's... quite wet in a lot of these photos. Though some of the others are adorable, too."

Kento's face was fire-engine red, and he groaned as he hid it in his hands. "Oh, please, you guys..." He peeked through his fingers to see them eyeing him hungrily. "No, I'm not gonna re-enact these photos for you!" he exclaimed.

"Aw, but Kento!" Mei pouted.

"A-Anyway! Who sent you that thing anyway, Touma?" Kento asked, clearly trying to deflect attention away from himself.

Touma smiled indulgently at him. "Well... let's see..." He said, looking into the box and taking out some paper from it. "Oh dear." He said, holding up a sticky note in a familiar, bright color.

This guy, Aoki Ryo-kun, portrays your Kento in that alternate universe where we're fictional characters. This is the photobook of him that was recently released.

He's quite fetching isn't he? Especially in those last few pages.

I hope you enjoy my little gift, novelist-kun.

~Tsukasa

Face red, mortified beyond belief, Kento's brow twitched, and then, he was bellowing out those two oft-repeated words. "ONORE, DICKEIDO!!!!"

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Riders react to: the hellspawn that is baby Ridley aka the evil furby from Metroid other m

I had to look this up and... what the fuck man 😂

I think most of them would be quite sus of the evil Furby- except Gentaro of course, who would probably try to befriend Ridley even if it was in its mature form- but I suspect Ridley would try to attack sooner or later anyway, which would give the Riders an incentive to kill it with fire

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Ya know If the main persona 5 characters ever interacted with the Tomari, I would feel like it wouldn't end well. Mostly likely due to alot the stuff happening involved adults and society in a general viewpoint being outright horrific mistreating them. not to mention the glorified tea cup manipulative god that was Yaldabaoth, causing all that mess, pulling the strings in the 1st place and forcing Alot of the horrible events they all had to go through as well. There would be Alot of trust problems would form between him and group of thieves.

Uh yeah this sounds like the kind of thing Shinnosuke's gonna fuck shit up for. Or, well, any Rider really, but especially Shinnosuke.

And while I think he would immediately trust self-professed thieves he's not gonna immediately dismiss them outright either. He isn't exactly a 100% by the book, lawful good type (what with how many times people at the top used the law to try discrediting or killing him).

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I always think that Ohma Z-IO loves doing a little bit of trolling to Tsukasa every once and awhile. Cause even an overlord can get VERY bored sometimes

Honestly I don’t particularly like Oma Zi-O in general, but the idea of him popping up out of nowhere just to mess with Tsukasa makes him marginally more tolerable for me XD 

I think that’s more or less why he randomly shows up in Superhero Senki... as a separate character from Sougo and playing Buddha in Journey to the West for some reason

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I feel like tsukasa is that one dude in the crowd who always just appears out of nowhere and says "Get fucked!" Or something similar to that. Idk why tho...

Because he’s a little shit and agent of chaos that likes causing trouble that’s why. 

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WAIT HES THE SAME GUY WHO DID PPAP!?

Yup. He’s the actual singer of PPAP.

Lemme tell you, the shock I felt when I learnt this man was cast as the mentor for a Sentai team was palpable. And I knew Toei was gonna exploit it at one point.

Now PPAP is stuck in our brains again thanks to this movie