Who reaches for the other’s hand first? Carlos usually.
Who kisses the hardest? Carlos
Who wakes up first? Jay. He’s got the gym. And he’s Mal’s bodyguard. So he’s rather busy
Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? Carlos
Who says I love you first? They sort of blurt it out at the same time on a date
Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? Jay. It’s on Carlos’s lunch reminding him to eat. Carlos is one of the few who can read Jay’s almost illegible scrawl
Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? Their friends already knew and waited for Jay to get the hint that Carlos was into him. And since their friends are their family they didn’t need to tell them
What do their family/friends think of their relationship? Their friends think they’re perfectly matched.
Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Neither. Jay knows Carlos can be insecure about it so he wouldn’t say it. And the thought never crosses Carlos’s mind
Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Both. There’s a reason Evie won’t let them in the kitchen at her house anymore
Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Jay. Carlos sings better
Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? Carlos. Carlos. Jay. Carlos.
Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Carlos
Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Jay is more seductive. Carlos is louder
Who is more protective? Jay. This continues even after Carlos unlocks his magic. Not that Carlos is complaining though
Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Jay. It helps Carlos drift off
Who drives and who has the window seat? They can both drive but Jay does it most often because Carlos likes to nap
Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? Carlos falls asleep and Jay carries him to bed
ABC headcanons part 3. Jay Tahan and Carlos de vil
WARNING!!!! THIS POST CONTAINS NSFT MATERIAL
I’ve decided to cover both of them in this one because they’re a couple in this au and it’d make no sense to make two separate ones since they’d end up overlapping
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after the act). Jay is very attentive when there finished. Carlos would return the favour but he falls asleep as soon as they’re finished
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s). Jay loves Carlos’s small, speedy and skilled hands as well as his very strong legs. Carlos loves every single part of Jay’s highly impressive body. On themselves. Well. Jay’s a very vain and slightly crude person so he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t proud of his southern equipment. Carlos loves his freckles and his own butt
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically). They’re both fine with it. Carlos likes it a tiny bit more than Jay though. Especially when it comes from Jay.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs). For Jay. Carlos knows it because Carlos unlocked it. But he likes being called the paternal honorific. Like a lot. For Carlos. He loves being controlled and taken care of. It makes him feel safe.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?). Jay is more experienced than Carlos. But Carlos is catching up extremely fast. And yes. They both know what they’re doing. They wouldn’t be doing it otherwise
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying). Carlos loves it when Jay lifts him up above the ground as they’re doing it. Jay loves laying down on his back while he does all the work.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc). They’re both goofy. There’s a helluva lot of laughing
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc). Carlos is well groomed. He takes pride in his appearance. Jay. Not so much. He lets his body hair grow wild and free. And yes. All the colours match. Carlos even has the black and white hair colour all over his body.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…). They’ve tried to be romantic when they do it but they always end up getting carried away.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon). Carlos does it most often. He doesn’t even try to hide it because he uses it as a seduction technique. Jay does it as well. He’s just more sneaky about it
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks). Carlos loves it when Jay uses his magic on him. And he’s absolutely obsessed with Jay’s genie form. And then there’s the copious amounts of chocolate they use. Jay loves being referred to by the paternal honorific. And when Carlos uses his science knowledge in the bedroom. He also loves the ram horns Carlos grows after unlocking his demon magic
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do). Their absolute favourite place to do it is in the shower at their apartment.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going). For Carlos it’s Jay working out. Or Jay showering. Or Jay getting dressed. Basically anything Jay does that involves a lot of exposed skin. For Jay. It’s Carlos teasing him or being physically affectionate.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs). Not many. Like I said. Carlos likes being controlled and taken care of. And Jay is game for pretty much anything provided Carlos is up for it. So I guess any of their Hard No’s are when Carlos is opposed to something. And when Carlos doesn’t look like he’s into it. Which is extremely rare. But it does happen
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc). Jay likes to give. And Carlos loves receiving. Mostly because Jay is insanely good at it. But Carlos is also a little genius in that department as well so Jay will never say no to receiving if Carlos offers.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc). Carlos prefers it fast and rough. Which is lucky since that’s Jay’s area of expertise. But he’ll slow down if Carlos asks him to.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc). They’re not exactly fans of it. They really like taking their time. But if they’re both busy and haven’t done it yet that day then they find an excuse to sneak off and do it. And hopefully be back before anyone notices they’ve gone
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc). They’ve definitely experimented. There was that one time Carlos got surprised by multiple Jay’s. It was soon labelled “the best night ever”. As for risks. Well. Carlos is nothing if not sneaky. And he’s made great use of that skill. In the pool. At Jay’s 19th birthday party.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…). Let’s put it this way. They both have unlimited energy. And that was before Carlos unlocked his demon magic. After Carlos unlocks his demon magic. Well. They’ll both keep going until one of them says “stop”.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?). They do have some. And they’re mostly used on Carlos. Though Jay isn’t adverse to being restrained or blindfolded if Carlos asks it of him
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease). Carlos is a massive tease. The birthday party pool incident being a standout of what he’s capable of. Jay got his own back though. Three Jay’s. And one Carlos feeling very left out and frustrated that he wasn’t allowed to join in
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make). They’re both very loud. Jay grunts and Carlos squeals. And there’s a fair amount of Arabic and Italian cussing.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice). Carlos initiates about 95% of their sessions. And Jay is the more romantic out of the two
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words). Jay has definitely won the genetic lottery southern equipment wise. He’s an incredibly magnificent physical specimen. As for Carlos. Well. Let’s just say his intellect isn’t the only thing that’s impressive.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?). Oh so high. If they didn’t have other things to do they’d end up never leaving their bed
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards). Carlos almost always falls asleep first. Jay stays awake longer since he cleans them both up. It may seem slightly unfair since Jay does the majority of the work. But he likes taking care of Carlos so he doesn’t feel like it’s unfair. He’s just happy making Carlos happy
Who is more likely to start dancing with the other? Carlos
Who cooks more/who is better at cooking? Carlos is better at cooking. Jay makes the most snacks though
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? Jay. There’s a lot of “M’Lud’s” involved
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times? Carlos. He’s very creative
Who needs more assurance? Carlos
What would be their theme song? Last of the real ones by Fallout Boy
Who would sing to their child back to sleep? Both
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Pine. Text. Video chat
One headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart. I don’t really have one for this pairing.
One headcanon about this OTP that mends it. They’ve been pretty much joined at the hip since they were kids so it’s incredibly easy for them to shift into couple mode
Who is the one to instigate things? Carlos. Though Jay’s no slouch either
How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now | (Not as bad as devie though)
How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head | (Still not as bad as devie though)
How long do they normally last? Let’s put it like this. If they didn’t have things their jobs they’d never leave their apartment
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yes. It’s one of the many enhancing benefits of magic
How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. | (Again. Not as bad as devie though)
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. | (On this they actually exceed devie)
Who cuts the others hair? Jay cuts Carlos’s hair. Only to keep split ends at bay though. Most of the time Carlos let’s his hair grow out
Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Carlos. Jay sends him selfie’s for inspiration.
Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Jay. Carlos. And Carlos again. But Jay cheers him up
Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Well they don’t have a kitchen. But Jay’s the one who’s most likely to start randomly dancing with Carlos
Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Both. Jay most often though
Who kissed first? Carlos. Right after he killed Cruella in part two
Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? Jay orders takeout. Carlos wakes Jay up because the light is on Jay’s side of the room
Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them? Not poems or songs. Limericks are more Carlos’s forte. And he’s very good at reading them out
Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Jay. Just the odd nosebleed or sprained ankle. Nothing major. Carlos takes him to the infirmary
Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Carlos. Jay reassures him though
Who’s takes charge? Did they wait until marriage or not? Jay. No. It was after Carlos turned sixteen (the legal age in Auradon). After a very long, very honest, very thorough talk to make sure Carlos was okay with everything.
What was their first time like? Where was it? Long. They took their time. In their dorm at Auradon Prep. On Jay’s bed
What’s the weirdest place they’ve done it in? What’s the most boring place? Weirdest. Miles above the clouds as Jay’s flying in full on genie form. Most boring. In their dorm room
Who has the most bizarre tastes? Who’s more vanilla? Between Jay’s genie form, Carlos’s demon form and both if their respective magic it’s safe to say neither are really vanilla
Have they ever been caught? Why? No. Jay’s got the most powerful magic of their friend group which means he can soundproof their sessions so they can be as active as they want and not have to worry about getting caught
How often does it happen? Who instigates it? Not as often as Carlos would like. Carlos instigates it quite a bit but Jay’s no slouch either. So it’s about 50/50
