BATIM Sexyman Competition Masterpost
note! these are randomly generated pairs!
vote for your saddest, wettest inkiest, most thirsted- whatever makes a sexyman a sexyman, vote! calling the himbos and himbiciles of the studio, take your picks!
ROUND ONE:
JACK FAIN VS JOEY DREW -> WINNER: JOEY DREW (BY ONE POINT)
WALLY FRANKS VS HENRY STEIN -> WINNER: HENRY STEIN (80% sorry wally stans... i voted the funky janitor too)
NORMAN POLK VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (73%)
THOMAS CONNOR VS BERTRUM PIEDMONT -> WINNER: THOMAS CONNOR (73%)
GRANT COHEN VS SHAWN FLYNN -> WINNER: GRANT COHEN (53%)
TOM VS WILSON ARCH -> WINNER: TOM (88%)
NATHAN ARCH VS MEMORY/STORY JOEY -> WINNER: MEMORY/STORY JOEY (80%)
INK DEMON VS RIVER HAND MONSTER (CARL) -> WINNER: INK DEMON (86% RIP CARLSWEEP)
may the sexiest man lose win
ROUND TWO:
THOMAS CONNOR VS JOEY DREW -> WINNER: THOMAS CONNOR (53% TAKE THAT OLD MAN)
MEMORY/STORY JOEY VS INK DEMON -> WINNER: INK DEMON (74% COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR)
TOM VS HENRY STEIN -> WINNER: HENRY STEIN (85% NO WOLVES ONLY FOXY GRANDPAS)
SAMMY LAWRENCE VS GRANT COHEN -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (82% SAY KADDISH EVERYONE)
loser has to clean my room
SEMI FINALS:
THOMAS CONNOR VS INK DEMON -> WINNER: INK DEMON (72% COLEGE BOI FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI)
HENRY STEIN VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (63% I GUESS NOT SHUTTING UP IS FUN)
aka silent protaganist vs person who should not be allowed to talk but wont shut up GO
ULTIMATE BATIM SEXYMAN
INK DEMON VS SAMMY LAWRENCE -> WINNER: SAMMY LAWRENCE (57% GET WRECKED DEMON)
prophet vs savior time :3
BONUS ROUND:
JOEY DREW VS STORY/MEMORY JOEY -> WINNER: JOEY DREW GAY. (66%) RUNNER UP: STORY/MEMORY JOEY
crusty old men ew
congratulations to all our losers :D winners will be declared sundown tomorrow (when i get back online lol)
OFFICIAL BATIM SEXYMAN: SAMMY LAWRENCE