#carmellax

[tm37-archive]

Since Carmella washed her hair with dog shampoo does she qualify as a gay dog

[crikitty]

carmella

[crikitty]

Carmella

[jascintar]

After seeing two friends do a variation of Britney Spears's "Toxic" dance, I thought I'd give it a go. This is the result. The original Korean Toxic Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcEBIOElLbE

[thebearemoji]

50shadesofbonniewright said: excuse you i’ve written roleplay scenes that would make your underwear drip in excitement.

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u know u want me

I'm experiencing sexual harassment! someone call an adult! An adult that isn't carmella!

[ibuprofens-archive]

i know that fucking line off by heart by now u useless twat

there is a theory that counters the idea of soul mates, it is the idea that you can move to any city or country and find someone there that you would be perfectly happy with

[ibuprofens-archive]

ben i am bored u'd better entertain me

the halo effect is a cognitive bias in which when one sees someone good looking, or aesthetically pleasing, they attribute other good traits to them as well, such as intelligence or charisma.

[ibuprofens-archive]

i am the master of wit u dont even know man im sat in my workshop with all these blueprints and lists and stuff and i use a pda to collate my diabolical insults this is so serious business i even wear a belt when im doing it

im glad my haters have their shit together. nothing is worse than a nonsick burn