#carmenbathwater

[felixcosm]

You've posted about woe begone so much I've had a thought about it, unfortunately verbatim that thought is "woe begone family guy au" I leave this in your hands, felix <3

Thank you Jain, I'm accepting this gift like a pet owner accepts a mangled corpse from their cat.

[clickonmedotexe]

Cult leader rex and cult leader raphael should fight homosexual style

YES. They should.

It starts at them calling each other flukes in their speeches and ends with them doing a lot of Bible Discussion Study and Meetings.

[felixcosm]

callout post for @carmenbathwater ❗❗❗❗

beware of this user. super weird. into cannibalism and biting people !! may bite you if they see you!!!

really gay. like REALLY gay.

glados apologist 🙄

can't like robots in a NORMAL way

likes murder and blood but like. in a freaky way (probably sexual)

if you are mutuals with them IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE

pls reblog to raise awareness 🙏

[clickonmedotexe]

@carmenbathwater replied to your post “the girls are fighting (again)”:

THE WORST POSSIBLE WORDS HE COULD'VE SAIDDD THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT WITH TEEETHHH

​i'm so sorry kain you deserve better than be insulted by the worst dad in the office <//3

[clickonmedotexe]

3/5 stars turned my bird gay would come again

Thank you for the review, here's a coupon for a free egg with your next order!

[clickonmedotexe]

@carmenbathwater replied to your post “Rex always smells faintly of electricity, like...”:

If he didn't before he DEFINITELY would after being close to Raphael all the time.... hardlight is effectively just sunlight and electricity :)

​Omg....they were meant to be indeed

[cumformedotexe]

Forever giggling at Rex burning his name into Raphael and then turning to the man with a Seven Letter Name and going alright your turn

"I'm just better at taking pain than he is." Rex brags. An incredibly untrue statement, considering Raphael is ten times more masochistic than Rex ever was.

He also fails to mention that while he was being branded, he was tied up and basically at the mercy of his angel, so he didn't have a say in it either way.

[cumformedotexe]

@carmenbathwater replied to your post “Kind of guy who has to be sedated like he's at the...”:

We've gotta get that angel some pills to pop into that guy frfr

​Just crush some pills up and put it in his coffee or hide it in his food. Or tell him its ibuprofen. He'll thank you later I'm sure*