#carmillapologist

[suicunerider]

[12:31:22 AM] NG: i just had the worst idea

[12:31:23 AM] NG: ever.

[12:33:05 AM] Ash Ketchum: oh no

[12:33:06 AM] Ash Ketchum: what

[12:33:18 AM] NG: Calem teaching Bonnie to drive.

[12:35:17 AM] Ash Ketchum: oh my god LOL

[12:36:34 AM] NG: "What have you guys been up to?"

[12:36:37 AM] NG: "Eh, nothing."

[12:41:23 AM] NG: //fuck i cant id the ytp with the car horn but it was really funny

[12:41:39 AM] NG: Bonnie tears through some bushes in a Mercedes and skids out in the parking lot just inches from them.

[12:41:44 AM] NG: clemont's face when

[12:42:05 AM] NG: "YOU TAUGHT MY SISTER TO DRIVE?!"

[12:42:09 AM] NG: "And you didn't?"

[12:42:24 AM] NG: "This isn't funny, Calem. i thought you said you'd be watching her this afternoon."

[12:42:31 AM] NG: "I DID watch her. But we got bored.'

[12:43:02 AM] NG: "She's seven years old, you chucklehead! You couldn't do something seven year olds could do?"

[12:43:19 AM] NG: "Play Barbies like NORMAL people? I thought you knew me better, Gay Lemon--"

[12:43:24 AM] NG: "SHE DROVE A MERCEDES"

[12:43:49 AM] NG: "Pretty damn good, too. Bonnie I think you need to work on your parallel parking a bit, but you did amazing at all those red lights.'

[12:43:53 AM] NG: "Thanks!"

[12:43:59 AM] NG: "Did he hurt you?!"

[12:44:24 AM] NG: "No? She's on two phone books and she's wearing a helmet. God, you're not even Gay Lemon, you're a paranoid lemon."

[12:44:51 AM] NG: "I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU, YOU UNOVAN PIG"

[12:45:39 AM] Ash Ketchum: dDKLFJSKFHG

[12:45:42 AM] Ash Ketchum: PARANOID LEMON

[suicunerider]

Carmillapologist reignited my passion for Scrafty and now I’m breeding two of ‘em for Wi-Fi.

Thank you,

[jadedofmara]

I did say I still have it memorized...

[skytroops]

carmillapologist

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carmillapologist replied to your post:ectodannie...

[ash voice] “TIME FOR BABBY” i’m fuckgin screaming it’s 100% canon

[skye voice] aw shit

probably?? 10-12 years later...

[serena voice] oh shit

[elialys]

carmillapologist replied to your post: has intense fear of public speaking, s...

i was the exact same way, don’t worry! you get used to it pretty easily C: the kids make it easier.

that’s what i tell myself! that i’ll be fine once it’s just the kids and me, and i start to know what i’m doing, grownups are the ones making me nervous! my teacher, who’s been teaching for over 20 years, was just telling us tonight that even as a veteran teacher, he still hates having to present things in front of his peers, while he hasn’t been nervous in front of students for a couple decades, so that’s reassuring lol

thecolouryes replied to your post: has intense fear of public speaking, s...

what level are you planning to teach?

middle school science, grade 6 through 8!! although i already know my ‘dream job’ would be teaching 6th graders, it feels like the perfect age group for me, plus i love the curriculum! if i have to student teach 8th graders in the fall during their physic units, i’m probably gonna cry myself to sleep every night xD

[gremlinboykevin]

Repainting bootleg pokemon again! This scraggy is for my waifu uvu

[jadedofmara]

just confirmed that I STILL have evanescence’s “imaginary” completely memorized on the piano, so that’s how my night is going. very productive.

[skytroops]

carmillapologist replied to your post:carmillapologist replied to your post:       I...

omg a log throwing contest. the burliest of men. all the competitors are big hikers and then there’s the shota shits both trumping their asses

      THESE HUGE BARA MEN THAT HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS EVENT FOR YEARS, AND THEN THERE’S THESE SHORT SHOTA BOYFRIENDS STANDING THERE LIKE THEY’RE ON A DATE AND THEY’RE JUST-

      WHILE ALL THE OTHER CONTESTANTS ARE ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE “WHY IS THERE A PAIR OF GAY CHILDREN HERE AND WHY ARE THEY WINNING.”