‘Fictober19, Day 1
Prompt: “It’ll be fun, trust me!”
Fandom: Star Wars: The Old Republic
Rating/Warnings: General / no warnings
Second day and I’m already behind. Whoops.
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10 ATC
“It’ll be fun, trust me!” Carmois’ mocking tone rose with each syllable as he followed Zamrise into the cargo hold, carrying a misshapen tarp. “You said that last time, you IDIOT!”
His voice ended in a shout as a small scrap of black fur barreled into his legs from behind before making a beeline for the stack of crates. Not this again. Swearing as he saw the kitten’s target, the open crate of rations they were delivering, he unceremoniously tossed the tarp over the kitten, sticking his tongue out at the buried lump of fur as the tarp thudded to the ground.
“Don’t look at me!” Zamrise barely concealed his laughter as Carmois rounded on him, finger raised. “Last time I said that, you ended up with Hela. I don’t see anything wrong with that.”
An innocent mewl filtered through the canvas as Hela struggled to escape her prison.
“See, she agrees!”
“No, nothing wrong with her,” Carmois rolled his eyes as he successfully retrieved the kitten from under the tarp. “Except the fact she’s torn up the past three crates of rations we’re supposed to be delivering to Ord Mantell, remember? Does the name Skavak ring a bell?”
He adjusted the squirming kitten under his arm as he pushed past Zamrise. The Twi’lek captain followed him out, alternating between horrendous kitten impressions and jokes (“This is a purr-fect situation, isn’t it Carmois?” “Oh, there’ll be Hela-n this ship before you cool down, won’t there?”). After the fifth joke in a row (why couldn’t the refresher be closer to the cargo hold?), he rounded on Zamrise.
“We’ll lose money off this run at this rate, and all you can do is make jokes?”
Zamrise winked, patting Carmois’ shoulder as he passed by.
“Relax. You love her, admit it!”
Carmois rubbed his eyes with his free hand.
“I hate you,” he sighed.
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“Hela!”
Carmois jumped as Zamrise’s surprised cry tore through the ship. He threw down his datapad, wincing as a sharp crack sounded as the datapad hit the floor before darting out the door. If that kitten makes me break my datapad, I’m going to k--
Oh, blast it all.
Carmois skidded to a stop by Zamrise, looking over the Twi’lek’s shoulder as Hela rolled around in a nest of wrappers, the unfortunate victim of her initial assault lying to the side, its lid discarded as the contents devoured. He almost laughed as he saw the amount eaten; where in the galaxy did Hela get her appetite from? His amusement quickly faded to renewed frustration as he tallied the lost credits in his head.
They definitely were going to lose money.
“Make that four crates.” Zamrise scratched his chin, the corners of his mouth twitching upwards. “Maybe I should lock the cargo bay.”
Carmois glared at Zamrise as Hela gleefully dug into the rations.
“We’re going to die broke, and it’s going to be because of this stupid animal.”
This time, it took more than ten minutes to corral Hela, the kitten darting through every gap the smuggler left open. Groaning, Carmois kicked one of the wrappers out of the way as Hela squeezed between two mercifully unopened crates. Hela perked up a second later, tail twitching as she stalked towards the kicked wrapper.
Grinning, Carmois kicked another wrapper, watching as Hela changed course, her haunches tensing as she prepared to pounce. He managed to kick one more wrapper before she was soaring through the air, letting out a triumphant squeak as she captured the wrapper in her claws.
Bending down, Carmois scooped the kitten up, ignoring her playful growls as she commenced attack on his fingers instead. Better his fingers than the cargo. Speaking of cargo, where in the blazes did Zamrise go? He turned around, scanning the room--
Of course. Leave me to clean up your mess.
Carmois muttered a few choice words towards his friend before stomping out of the cargo hold. Zamrise’s ship, Zamrise’s mess. After double checking the locks were in place and couldn’t be unlocked by a wayward kitten, he set Hela down on the floor, planning to list off some guidelines in hopes that Hela could understand that, no, cargo isn’t food, and, yes, you can terrorize Zamrise.
Putting her down was a mistake.
He was cut off mid-breath as Hela took off, careening down the hallway as fast as her undersized paws could carry her. He almost shouted after her, already formulating a plan to coerce Zamrise to get rid of the kitten on Ord Mantell before he paused, watching the kitten disappear into Zamrise’s quarters. He had no idea if his friend was in there, but at least Hela was out of the cargo hold.
Not my problem anymore.
Turning around, Carmois wandered into passenger lounge, plopping down on the clawed-up bench mere seconds before an unholy screech echoed through the ship:
“NO! NOT MY CAPE!”
Carmois smiled as he kicked his boots up onto the dejarik table, watching Hela dart through room with a torn piece of cloth in her teeth. Maybe she would be handy to have around after all.












