Aug 14, 2018
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it takes you a bit to come back from your sudden knock out. after rubbing your eyes and putting on your glasses, you realize firstly that you’re not home. secondly, your head hurts and you feel a headache coming on. thirdly, it smells... kind of greasy here. oh. you’re... in karkat’s place. the newly familiar sent hitting you stronger now that the owner is home. aw, how nice. he took you back to his place after... that embarrassing defeat. actually no, it’s not even a defeat! that’s not how you play hide and seek!
you march up before wobbling slightly, headed straight towards the kitchen where food and noise is coming from. and you bring out both tranq guns, fully loaded. and you’re going to get your revenge.
as soon as you see him and his turned back, you fire everything you have at his back, reloading all your darts instantly via teleportation until they run out. sneak attack for the sneak attack you got.
“ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE! DIE YOU STINKING CHEATER, PHONEY BALONEY HIDE AND SEEKER!”
@carnaptiousgambado dOES YOUR USERNAME, uH, lITERALLY MEAN ‘CRANKY PANTS’,
bECAUSE IF IT DOES, tHAT’S PRETTY FUNNY,
carnaptiousgambado replied to your post: I’M PERSONALLY FOND OF CALLING ALL THE WEIRD...
OK, RED KARKAT. REDKAT, IF YOU WILL.
OH, PERFECT. YOU CAN EVEN ABBREVIATE IT TO RK AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE?
RACKET.
carnaptiousgambado replied to your post: K4RK4T V–O1C3: I’M STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU AND...
FOR YOU, I’D GO DOWN WILLINGLY.
B-----------O----------O F1GHT M3 L1K3 4 TR--OLL!!!
carnaptiousgambado replied to your post: the dash has a weird energy this morning.
TROLL STAR TREK IS BETTER THAN HUMAN STAR TREK, AND CHRIS PINE IS HOT NO MATTER WHAT SPECIES HE IS. BUT HE’S HOTTEST AS A TROLL, AS HE SHOULD BE.
wow! i could not be less qualified to judge any of these things (aside from chris pine.) maybe less treating stuff as objective fact would help.
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holy cow i forget to do these for a cowple days and theres so many of you hay there im meeh peixes and this is my bullog welcome to the herd! leave a reply if you want to ask or kñuw somethin else but this is just a general greetin to enabull you to reply in the first place or somethin
@carnaptiousgambado They’re not very adventurous, in the sense that things are settling into a sort of faux lull that keeps me on my toes for the wrong reasons. I’ve been working on ways to establish translation methods, but I’ve been running into walls any way I turn. How have you been?