hi new friends!! my name’s kayleigh (est, she/her) and i live in Brooklyn. i work a corporate publishing job that sucks out my soul, and i find solace in annoying my tuxedo cat and reading angsty manga (and don’t forget the smutty fanfic, because I’m trash). I’m addicted to mystic messenger, i’m 27 going on 93, and I’m so pleased to be bringing this suave, bitter, beautiful B A S T A R D to carthay. I’ve been irl in love with dimitri since seeing anastasia in theaters as a kid (and upon acceptance, i bought a ticket for the broadway production, cause a girl’s gotta chase her MUSE). i am already obsessed with dimitri (i got really into making the inspo pinterest board for the app). i have a ton of headcannons in mind and hope to plot with you all! ,essage me to plot or just chat, because I love talking to people (just ask kate, we’re irl best friends). now, who’s ready to pull the biggest con in history?
a russian rat is clever; clever or he ends up dead.
st. petersburg is his first love; and he tattooed that love on his arm. nothing like wearing a reminder of the place that taught you who you are and who you never want to be
wants to pull the greatest con in history so he can make it big, retire, and live his life as the grumpy old man who yells at people to get off his train-station lawn.
finders keepers, the train station is his domain. he’s populated it with found furniture from around the town, and it’s got that homey feel that one only gets from squatting. he’d like to solve the issues with power though.
no blood on my hands, just charcoal dust.
owns one good suit; it is his lucky suit and you better not touch it because it took a LOT of effort to swipe it from a tailor who thought he was a high powered businessman.
hello vodka my old friend, let’s make some bad decisions again…
sarcasm is his middle name (it’s actually nikolaevich, but if you know enough about him to know that, he’ll have to kill you)
he appreciates a good diner with a good cup of coffee
romance? his smooth charm has the ladies (and the fellas) falling at his feet, but dimitri isn’t one for commitment, but if it’s convenient to a con and you won’t get in the way, then sure; just don’t expect to bring him home for sunday dinner with the folks.
if i die young, bury me in tweed; this boy feels more at home in a tweed vest and a button up than anything else.
outsider™
stealing that damn music box paperweight was the worst thing he’s ever done.
why? won’t? you? open!?
#historybuff
don’t mind me, i’m just going to steal your identity/money/girl/boy as i fucking quote tolstoy
broody art boy who secretly is a precious cinnamon roll serious, dangerous con man
where do i start? hello everyone! my name is josh, i’m 20, and i used to tumblr rp a super long time ago and switched to twitter roleplaying, but now i wanna get back to my roots so here i am! a lot has changed so it’s kinda like stepping into darkness right now but i’m sure i’ll get the hang of it!
anyways, below is some information/background about whittier! like this if you’d like to plot, im open for anything!
Whittier “Whit” Rabbit — Twenty Six — Personal Assistant
Whittier does not have the greatest family life. Both his parents are poor which is why he pushes himself to succeed in a lot of different things—that’s why he wants to be the best personal assistant since that is the job he has at the moment.
Since he is Quinn’s assistant and his apartment is below hers, I am assuming Quinns father is paying for the luxurious place—which only fuels him more to work harder so he can attain an apartment like this himself.
Whittier not only talks to his therapist about his stress in his life and how busy he is, but also about his family, his generalized anxiety and emerging OCD if he continues to live life the way he’s living.
Whittier has almost 5 planners and calendars. He’s got one at his desk, along with a backup planner there too. He has one on his phone, on his fridge, and he has a mini planner/calendar in his backpack for when he’s out. He’s constantly writing down everything he needs to do all the time.
Instead of being an assistant, he wishes he could be a part of a professional sports team, whether that be football or soccer. He enjoys both a lot, and working out is something he can’t live without.
Speaking of sports and working out, Whittier is in very good shape! He’s got a muscular build and for more body information, he is 5′9″ and has a little bit of body hair here and there. He’s always warm too, like a personal heater/teddy bear.
Whittier is gay, but he’s not super vocal about it. Since his schedule has always been so busy, he’s never really found the time to date. However, he dreams about finding his special someone.
Some things he likes: horror movies, true crime podcasts, sweatpants, hot baths, bath bombs, citrus, power naps, space, dreams, planners, bullet journaling, stickers, self-checkout machines, boxer briefs, over-ear headphones, sprinting, weekly pill organizers, cinnamon body wash, classic/antique cars
Wanted Connections
- Super close friend(s) that let him rant and vent and they have sleepovers all the time and talk about anything and everything
- A sibling like relationship! Someone who understands him on a deeper level
- Someone to get Whittier to calm down and take a chill pill (not actual drugs)
- A workout buddy since Whittier hits the gym regularly
- Video game friends, if Whittier finds time to relax with some video games he’ll definitely call them to hang
- Ex-Girlfriend, someone he dated shortly in high school before came to terms with his sexuality
- Friends with benefits, hard to schedule but a lot less time consuming than dating, yeah?
Hopefully will be on for a little bit tomorrow. I have to go to a seminar for class and be there from 9am to 4pm Est and then I'm picking up a dress from hot topic tommorow before work so its going to be a looooong day. I'm hoping to be on during my lunch break at school tomorrow or else I'm going to go insane. I also wanted to thank you guys for the warm welcome, I'm coming in from another group that caused so many issues for me and friends even after we left. It was nice to be apart of a group again.
okay, i just feel like i gotta post a quick ooc expressing how much love and respect i have for all of you. i really won the lottery with a group like this. you guys are really my ohana, I AM LITERALLY RIDE OR DIE FOR YOU ALL. and honestly, BIG SHOUTOUT to em and bai for being the absolute best admins. y’all created and nurtured a beautiful thing.
so i’m shoot a couple connections that Zero might want/need. plz love them.
if you want a rando personalized starter, like this. or just slide into my dms for a connection. peace love and soooooul
A Neighbour: Jack and Zero are always doing weird shit so Zero probably goes over once a week to apologize with food or something.
A Graveyard Pal: Maybe they lost someone or they also like wandering through the graveyard and talking to Zero.
A Comforter: This can go either way. Zero may or may not be caught crying over their own ridiculously tragic life or their comforting your muse.
A Ghostbuster: Zero loves ghosts and demons and crap. And they love talking about them. They probably go to the graveyard and talk about the past lives of dead people or look for the ghosts of Carthay.
A Meal Companion: Zero is trying to learn to be a better cook so this person probably is probably helping them cook
A Fellow Insomniac: They just DON”T SLEEP. The two of them might get into all kind of weird stuff at 3 AM
A Random Place to Crash: On a weird night Zero might just show up at their house at a random and ask to sleep there. It might also be another comforter role.
An Artiste: Zero writes poetry and does photography, but to be honest they aren’t very amazing at the latter. They mihght share poetry with this person or just admire their photography, either one.
A Crush: Zero might pine after your muse, though they are quite invisible because Zero kinda lives in the background of life in general.
A Fixer-Upper-er: This person has turned Zero into their project. Socially, visually, aesthetically, they just need to be fixed up and reluctantly Zero is letting them do all this to them for some reason.
{ I guess this is where I say there’s an ooc post below... or intro, in this case... }
Yoooooo. What up, my homies? My peeps. My ohana. I have missed you all so much, and I’m so so so so so happy to have my sweet, grumpy Adam back!! I used to play him back in the day, and he is one of my all-time favorite characters that I’ve played at Carthay.
Oh, oh! My name is Ali, if you do not know me or remember me. The last character I had was Marie a little while ago. I’m feeling pretty confident that my muse and activity will be way better because this is my type of character and personality, for sure!!
Okay, so I’m pretty terrible with intros because I don’t know what to say, so..... I guess you want to know about Adam??????
He is such a sulker. Grumpy cat is his spirit animal these days tbh.
His little sister was (and is) his absolute favorite person in the world, and her death in particular is the heaviest burden he carries.
Her grave is somewhere very special and private, and very very few know this location.
Do not play the game Clue around him. Don’t even talk about it. He will lose his shit. “Oh, let’s play guess the f*cking murderer, shall we??” Actually, that used to be his favorite game. He and his sister used to play it all the time when they were growing up.
Dude hates therapy. Just in case you were wondering.
Adam can actually be pretty fun to hang out with if you give him a chance.
Please please please spREAD MURDER RUMORS ABOUT HIM. TALK ABOUT HIM. BE AFRAID OF HIM BECAUSE OF THE RUMORS!!!! PLEASEEEEE. I WOULD LOVE THAT.
I could go on, so I’ll stop there. I’m gonna post a poll in a bit, so look out for that and help your girl make a decision. Have I mentioned how excited I am to be back?? Come at me to plot and just chat and stuff. I wanna get to know all you beautiful souls.
Last thing: I’ll reply to starters sometime either tonight or this weekend! I’ll be gone for work and traveling until like 9pm, and then I’m going to see The Incredibles 2 with someone super cute and special, so I probably won’t do replies tomorrow at all. Let me know if you want a closed starter if you don’t have something in the tag!!
hey y’all, so my grandfather passed away a couple of days ago and my entire family has obvs been rushing around a lot and it’s an intense time- therefore I’d rlly appreciate any and all distractions so if ud like a starter or to plot pls pls like this post, tysm.
