kickoff - cartman&clyde
awesomeandkewleric
It was that time of the year again where the coach will assign a random member of the team to go after someone in particular to try and convince him to join them again. And unfortunately, it was Clyde's turn. He didn't even want Cartman on the team. While it's true that the dude can be a huge advantage to them, Clyde still couldn't tolerate his attitude no matter how good of a player he is.
Cartman had made his childhood a living hell from getting him involved with Somalian pirates to beating him up out of the blue just because Clyde had wanted them to make lemon bars. Cartman had somehow toned his attitude down but he certainly was still a whiny little prick.
Speaking of the devil, Clyde managed to catch sight of him the second he closed his locker. "Oh, Cartman!" He called out as he slung his backpack over his shoulder and pushed his way through the crowd to get to his former teammate. "Coach wanted to know if you've considered rejoining the team."