Unusual Friends
Characters: Castiel x Reader (kind of), Sam, Dean, zoo animals
Word Count: 3,016
Warnings: fluffy Cas feels
Request: You take a break at a zoo since Castiel has never been to one. You figure out just what going to the zoo means for him and it’s not what you expect.
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“Guys, thank you for coming with me.” You said with a smile, linking your arms with Sam and Cas as you walked with them and Dean into the zoo. You’ve been hunting with them nonstop, only having one break over the past month or so.
You needed a longer and better break and the zoo seemed to be more fun than hanging around in a motel room, drinking beer or working on Dean’s car.
“We only came along because you threatened Baby.” Dean grumbled, not happy about being here. Going to the zoo was great and all but it was for normal people and the Winchesters weren’t normal at all.
“Dean, stop being such a sour wolf and enjoy it. I loved coming to the zoo when I was a kid.” You gleamed, a huge smile on your face.
“Why would it make you happy? These animals are being locked up. I can assure you that my Father didn’t intend for this to happen. These are wild animals, Y/N and they don’t deserve to be locked in cages.” Castiel said, a look of confusion on his face.
“Cas, I don’t make the rules here. As much as you’re right about that, there isn’t anything I can do about it. Plus, it’s not like these animals are being abused. They are taken good care of. Plus, most of these animals were probably born at the zoo so they have no experience out in the wild. They wouldn’t survive out there. The zoo is the best place for those animals.” You informed him, letting go of Sam and Cas’ arm and rushing in front of the boys to look at the first habitat you came across.
You had a wide smile on your face as you stared inside the cages that contained the penguins. Penguins were your favorite kinds of birds and have been since you were a child. They just looked so friendly but you knew just how dangerous these animals can be when threatened.
You and the men maneuvered your way through the zoo, seeing all kinds of animals. You even got the men to pose for pictures despite Dean complaining the whole time.
“Just admit it, Dean, you love being here.” You said with a smile, showing Sam some of the pictures you took.
“Okay, maybe it’s nice to be here but I don’t love it. Are we almost done?” Dean asked, shoving his hands in his pockets.
“Almost, where is Cas?” You asked, looking around the place for the tall man. You were the shortest of the three, so Sam, Dean and Cas were very tall compared to your short stature.
“I thought he was right behind us.” Sam said, frowning as he used his height to his advantage, being able to see over most of the people there. You looked around and even through the sea of people, you saw the tan trench coat as it stuck out like a sore thumb.
“I found him.” You said, making your way over to the Angel. When you got closer to him, you saw what he was trying to do. Cas held onto the railing as he stared into the bear habitat, staring intently at the animal.
“Cas, what are you doing?” You asked, walking next to him. The bear was making noises at him and you assumed that if the bear could talk, he would be talking to Cas.
“I am trying to figure out what it is he wants. He seems to be uncomfortable.” Cas said, looking around to see if he could get inside the habitat.
“You can understand him?” You asked.
“Yes, I can understand all kinds of animals,” Cas said, sighing. He looked back at the bear who was still making noise at the Angel. “I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find a way in.”
“Cas, people are looking at us like you’re crazy. Come on, leave the bear alone.” You said, taking his hand in yours.
“But, Y/N, he seems to want something.”
“They all want something, Cas. As much as it’s fun to look at them, I don’t think they like being in cages. He probably wants out. But Dean is getting grumpy. He wants to go home.” You said, tugging on his hand.
“Fine.” Cas said, sighing as he felt defeated.
“It’s okay, Cas, I’m sure he was glad to finally have someone who could understand him.” You said with a smile, walking back over to Sam who was standing there without Dean. Jesus, it was like having three children here. You could never get them to be in one spot for too long because they would all just wander off.
“Where is Dean?” You asked Sam when you got to him.
“Where do you think?” Sam asked, nodding over to the food court. You looked over to see Dean chatting up a good-looking woman while chowing down on over-priced pizza. You chuckled and shook your head, not really surprised at his flirtations.
“Okay, well, it looks like he found a way to busy himself. Sam, do you want to leave?” You asked the younger Winchester.
“Not really. I kind of like it here.” Sam said with a smile.
“Good, then we can still walk around. Just let me tell Dean that’s what we will be doing.” You said, leaving the two men and walking over to the third one who was smiling at the woman as she giggled.
“You know; it must be hard doing what you do. You must see a lot of action every day.” The woman said, putting her hand on his arm.
“Yeah, well, that comes with the job.” Dean said, nodding. You had no idea what they were talking about and you didn’t want to stay and find out.
“Dean,” You said as you approached them. He looked over at you and the woman kind of gave you a dirty look. You had to hold back an eye roll because there was no way you would ever think of sleeping with Dean.
You lived with him and he was a very good friend but you didn’t like him in that way. Same goes for Sam. You loved the Winchesters with all your heart but you could never sleep with any of them. That would just be too weird for you and probably for them.
You weren’t blind, though. They were very attractive men, but the one person you liked was oblivious to everything and everyone. You liked Castiel, but you knew nothing would ever happen because you are too shy to do anything about it and he was too oblivious to see it.
“Yeah?” Dean asked, hoping you would just go away.
“Sam, Cas and I are going to walk around for a little while. I see you won’t be joining us so just stay here until we come back. I don’t want to have to go looking for your ass later, okay?” You asked, looking at the girl who kept staring at you.
“Yeah, sure.” Dean said with a nod, ready to get back to his conversation.
“Oh, and I thought I saw a girl with a Led Zeppelin shirt over by the shaved ice stand. Do yourself a favor and do a little better.” You said, winking at the girl before leaving. You giggled and didn’t wait up to see what would go down with Dean and that girly girl.
You didn’t care about Dean anymore, and when you caught up with Sam and Cas, you took off, ready to see more animals.
“Now, I wish lemurs were domesticated. I would so totally have one as a pet.” You said, staring at the beautiful creatures.
“Really? I would love to have a wolf or something in the dog family.” Sam said.
“Yeah, because it’s the dog family.” You said with a giggle, looking over at Cas. He seemed to have moved on to the next habitat, staring at the Koalas. You and Sam walked over to him and you could see the gears turn in Cas’ head.
“What are you thinking Cas?” You asked, looking at the Koalas.
“There is one female in this enclosure and she is pregnant.”
“Whoa, how did you know that?” You asked.
“Because she is the only one that doesn’t have a bifurcated penis.” Cas said casually. You looked at him in confusion, looking over at Sam who was hinting at a smile.
“What does that mean?” You asked.
“He means forked.” Sam said, smiling.
“Forked? As in two heads?” You asked and Sam nodded. You giggled at this image but Cas interrupted.
“I don’t see why this is funny. It’s just how Koalas were made.” He said, looking at you and Sam in confusion.
“I know, Cas,” You said, looking at your watch. “Wow, we should get back to Dean. It’s getting pretty late anyways.” You, the Angel and the hunter walked back to the outdoor food court to see Dean sitting alone, eating some more food.
You chuckled and walked over, sitting next to him.
“Have enough food?” Sam said, knowing his brother well enough to know this wasn’t his first meal. Dean nodded as he ate, some of the food falling out of his mouth.
“Maybe you should stuff your face Dean. You inhale your food.” You commented, picking up some of the fries he had and popped them into your mouth.
“You can’t inhale food. You can inhale oxygen and other properties of it but not food.” Cas said.
“Cas, no, it’s an expression. You know what? Never mind. Dean, we’re ready to leave now.” You said, getting up and throwing away Dean’s trash, letting him finish he rest of the food he had. He quickly scarfed it down and threw away the rest, walking out of the zoo with you, his brother and his best friend.
Your motel wasn’t far from the zoo which is why you suggested going there in the first place. You walked inside the room and threw yourself on one of the beds. You always got one room when hunting with them and you had to either share with Sam or Dean.
Some nights, you shared with Dean because Sam was simply too big to share and other nights, you shared with Sam because Dean kicked too much. But tonight, you didn’t care who you shared with. Whoever got into bed with you would be the winner.
“Now what are we doing?” Cas asked when he closed the door.
“Now, we rest. Us humans have to sleep, you know,” You said, smiling as you kicked off your boots. “I’m sure you’ll figure out what to do while we’re sleeping. You’re a big boy.”
“Yeah, I am beat.” Sam said, walking into the bathroom. It was dark out now and the zoo had closed right after you left.
“Alright, now shut up so I can sleep.” Dean said, lying next to you on the bed. You playfully hit his back and got up, walking over to your laptop and taking it out.
“I will find something to occupy myself with.” Cas said, fluttering out of the room before you or anyone else could say something. You shrugged, knowing he would be back by morning so you weren’t worried for him.
“I thought you were tired.” Dean said, noticing you typing away on your laptop.
“We just came back from the zoo.” You started to say.
“So?”
“So, I always wondered what the animals do when there wasn’t anybody there. You know how good I am with computers, so I can easily hack my way into their security system.” You said, trying to focus.
“Whatever helps you sleep at night,” Dean said, shrugging his shoes and jacket off so he was only in his t-shirt and jeans. Dean had no shame whatsoever and took off his jeans, leaving him in his boxers. He fell on the bed again, closing his eyes to catch some sleep.
You easily got past the firewall, grinning as multiple camera feeds popped up on your screen. Sam walked out of the bathroom, dressed in his pajamas, ready for bed.
You smiled and saw some of the animals play with each other, but when you came across one of the cameras, your mouth popped open.
“What is it, Y/N? See some animals having sex?” Dean said when he noticed your reaction.
“Holy shit, you guys won’t believe this. Get dressed right now.” You said, your eyes not leaving the screen.
“What is it?” Sam asked, concerned now. The brothers got up and walked behind you, seeing what you were seeing. Castiel was inside the closed zoo with all kinds of animals surrounding him. You had no idea what was going on but you had to go find out.
“What the fuck?” Dean asked, getting a closer look.
“We have to go get him before the authorities do.” You said, sighing as you closed your laptop, putting your boots on again. Sam and Dean got dressed quickly, and everyone got in the Impala when you were all done.
You got to the zoo in no time, glad that you saw the empty parking lot. That meant you were safe for now but you needed to get him and get out. You looked at Sam and Dean for help because you’ve never broken into a zoo before.
You followed Dean to where it was safe enough and he helped you jump the fence before he and Sam followed you. Once you were inside the zoo, you sighed, noticing some of the habitats were empty. You had no idea what Cas was doing.
You crept slowly through the quiet zoo and it was dead silent until you heard Cas talking. You thought he was talking to himself but then you remembered you saw him surrounded by animals. You knew he could talk to them and you wondered what kind of trouble he got himself into.
You rounded a corner and stopped short when you saw Cas sitting in front of all kinds of different animals.
“What the hell is this? I feel like we’re in a Dr. Dolittle movie.” Dean said, slapping his hand on his thigh. Damn Dean to always make the jokes in every situation.
“So, after you got on that tree, what did you do?” Castiel asked a cheetah, the animal mewling as an answer.
“Oh, I see. That must have been so hard for you.” Cas said, reaching to pet the animal. You looked at Sam and Dean who seemed to be speechless. You had no idea how to approach the situation. The bear that Cas was talking to earlier was next to the cheetah, roaring as he tried to talk to Cas.
“No, I already gave you what you wanted and you already had your turn to talk.” Cas said to the bear.
“Cas!” You hissed, hoping that he would hear you but not the animals. Luck seemed to not be on your side because after the word left your mouth, the animals turned to you and the brothers, baring their teeth as they got ready to fight.
Your body tensed and you saw Cas look at you. You looked at Cas, hoping he would be able to do something.
“Excuse me, but they are my friends. They won’t hurt you,” Cas said to the animals and it seemed to calm them down as they settled back down. Cas turned back to you and the brothers, smiling. “It’s okay, you can come here.”
“No, I think we’re good here, Cas.” Dean said.
“Yeah, Cas, why don’t you come over here without your friends?” Sam asked with wide eyes.
“I can’t leave. They see me as their protector and their friend. You can come over here, they won’t hurt you.” Cas said, standing up. One look at the brothers, and you knew they wouldn’t be moving. You sighed and took a hesitant step forward, walking closer and closer to Cas; your heart speeding up with every step.
“Cas, what the hell are you doing?” You asked, your body tense as you approached the animals. They made no move to hurt or attack you.
“They were lonely and needed a new friend.” Cas said with a smile.
“Castiel, these are wild animals. You don’t make friends with wild animals. Look, you need to put them back where they belong. It’s only a matter of time before police arrive here because there are four strange people with animals on the loose!” You said, trying to be calm.
“Very well.” Cas said, understanding that you were not happy with him. He looked at the animals and waved his hand in the air, sending some of his grace to the animals. They seem to respond to that, leaving you and Cas as they walked back to their habitats on their own.
“Cas, if you wanted to become a Disney princess, all you had to do was ask.” Dean said with a smirk, glad that the animals were gone.
“Dean, I am not a female nor am I a princess, and this isn’t Disney.” Cas said, walking with you back to the brothers.
“Cas, no, it was a comparison. You know what, please get us out of here.” You said. Castiel nodded and flew the three of you back to the car.
“I’m sorry, Y/N, I thought this was okay. You should hear some of the things those animals were thinking.”
“It’s okay, Cas, just please stay in the motel room while we sleep. We don’t want to hear of you getting in trouble with people who won’t understand that you can talk to animals.” You said, getting in the backseat with Cas.
“Okay.” Cas said, nodding at you. You chuckled tiredly, putting your head on his shoulder as if he was a pillow. He didn’t seem to mind the contact, so you didn't move when Dean drove away. You loved working and living with these three men but sometimes, it was just too much.
But, who else could say they spend the night with wild animals?
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