“I suggest you duck or would you rather have a face full of crow...”
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“I suggest you duck or would you rather have a face full of crow...”
“I honestly believe that it’s funnier to see someone being flung half way over a monster by a Charge Blade or Great Sword user than being the one on the receiving end of it.”
“If anyone’s got a hold of my obsidian knife don’t be an idiot and hurt yourself with it. A wound caused by obsidian cuts at the cellular level so it’ll take a bloody long time to heal.”
“Apparently no one listens when I said focus on the Tigrex. It carted the Gunner and the Great Sword user while they were busy with the Azure Rathalos”
“If you’re not my boyfriend or general significant other and you try and grope me I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FUCKING FORCE FEED THEM TO YOU!”
Munch, munch munch......
Whether or not it was Kuroyama or Hideki the raven haired youth scoffed indignantly. "Hey! I'm bored if you don't want me to borrow your face and voice and cause mischief that way would you kindly help me out here." he said. It was hard to tell which voice was which given that the delinquent youth made no indication as to which one of the masks he's now wearing this time around.
"Idiot! Move or... ah damn that Lagombi just killed him."
The sleuth was playing Monster Hunter's online mode. She was the only one of her hunting team that was paying attention to the lagomorph-like Monster's attack patterns. Sitting at the table where her friends usually sat by herself she sort of stuck out like a sore thumb. "...Watch it!" Her hunter rushed forward with her bowgun drawn and Fire-element Bowgun Ammo loaded.
She ultimately was unaware that she was yelling at her 3DS and was drawing someone to investigate.