*somewhere in SuperMegaHell™️*
Castiel: So... what are you in for?
Viktor: *sipping tea* We share affection.
Jayce: I decided to stop us from the cycle of saving/annihilating ourselves by holding him.
Viktor: True. He saved me from eternal loneliness.
Castiel: ...
Jayce: And you? Where's your husband?
Castiel: *cries*














