Guys am I the only one that feels like the castleaudios fandom is dying bc it used to be crazy alive on tumblr a few months ago and now it feels like the same five ppl post abt castle
YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TREND TO THAT ONE SABRINA CARPENTER SONG THAT WAS LIKE “a boy who’s jacked and kindddd” AND IT WAS LIKE PEOPLE PICKING UP THEIR PARTNERS AND CARRYING THEM ON THEIR SHOULDER?????
THAT BUT WITH THE GLENWOOD GIRLS AND I’M GONNA TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW I THINK IT WOULD GO!!
These are all my opinions btw! You don’t have to agree ^^
Girls in order of video release :D
Beth: She can easily pick Beautiful up and hold them there. She shows off too and flexes for the camera
Beautiful: Despite their best efforts, Beautiful cannot pick Beth up, and Beth films them later absolutely sobbing over it to tease them.
Rachelle: Can pick Doll up. This is not romantic. This is a threat.
Doll: Can pick Rachelle up. Rachelle would never let them.
Abby: Abby can easily pick up Rose and carry her. Abby can also pick up Dear, but it’s a lot harder and she can’t hold them up for long.
Rose: Rose can’t pick up Abby or Dear… What! She works in a library! She doesn’t need to be a weightlifter for that!
Dear: Dear can easily pick up not only one of them, but both of them. They hoist both Rose and Abby onto each of their shoulders with the proudest smile. Rose and Abby are absolutely calling them a show-off.
Claire: We already know that she can canonically carry Ranger, no sweat. Big buff werewolf lady.
Ranger: Ranger can also pick up and carry Claire. Claire fucking hates it, but Ranger is so goddamn proud of themselves and they have a stupid grin on their face that stays there for the rest of the day.
Evie: Evie can pick up Knight, but ONLY because of vampire strength. Knight, however, is not used to being off the ground and tenses up the second Evie picks them up.
Knight: Oh absolutely. With no sweat can toss Evie around like a fucking rag-doll. But they make sure to treat Evie gently anyways.
Chloe: She can’t pick Dewdrop up. But dear lord is she trying her hardest. “No, no, no, wait I can do it! Don’t move!”
Dewdrop: Can pick Chloe up and hold her up. They will also purposely bounce her on their shoulder just to hear her laugh and eventually scream.
Liza: Liza can pick up Sugar and haul them onto her shoulder no problem. She was really smug about it at first, until Sugar started running their mouth… and all kinds of flirtations and innuendos came out.
Sugar: Once again, vampire strength. Yeah they can easily pick up and carry Liza, and happily do so. Liza is very unhappy about it, but Sugar is having a great time keeping her perched up on their shoulder.
Celine: Vampire strength, she can pick up Lydia and keep her there as long as she wants. I actually think she likes having her wife perched up on her shoulder. Celine is very graceful about it though, putting Lydia onto her shoulder gently.
Lydia: Lydia can also carry Celine, but is far less graceful about it. She just tosses Celine onto her shoulder like it’s no big thing. Celine absolutely huff and puffs about it too.
•Rose, Abigail, and wielder all have anxious stomachs.
•Abigail is a night owl.(of course)
•Wielder is a morning person.
•Rose is a little bit of both.
•Abigail can't cook
•Ranger and Evie are fanfic writers and readers
-They Beta read each other's stuff
•Wielder can't cook anything except a really good breakfast sandwich.
•Any time seer and Knight have a conversation it's just the basement yard podcast/the one podcast with the clip (what the animal your least scared of? Fish. Animal. Fish.)
