YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TREND TO THAT ONE SABRINA CARPENTER SONG THAT WAS LIKE “a boy who’s jacked and kindddd” AND IT WAS LIKE PEOPLE PICKING UP THEIR PARTNERS AND CARRYING THEM ON THEIR SHOULDER?????
THAT BUT WITH THE GLENWOOD GIRLS AND I’M GONNA TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW I THINK IT WOULD GO!!
These are all my opinions btw! You don’t have to agree ^^
Girls in order of video release :D
Beth: She can easily pick Beautiful up and hold them there. She shows off too and flexes for the camera
Beautiful: Despite their best efforts, Beautiful cannot pick Beth up, and Beth films them later absolutely sobbing over it to tease them.
Rachelle: Can pick Doll up. This is not romantic. This is a threat.
Doll: Can pick Rachelle up. Rachelle would never let them.
Abby: Abby can easily pick up Rose and carry her. Abby can also pick up Dear, but it’s a lot harder and she can’t hold them up for long.
Rose: Rose can’t pick up Abby or Dear… What! She works in a library! She doesn’t need to be a weightlifter for that!
Dear: Dear can easily pick up not only one of them, but both of them. They hoist both Rose and Abby onto each of their shoulders with the proudest smile. Rose and Abby are absolutely calling them a show-off.
Claire: We already know that she can canonically carry Ranger, no sweat. Big buff werewolf lady.
Ranger: Ranger can also pick up and carry Claire. Claire fucking hates it, but Ranger is so goddamn proud of themselves and they have a stupid grin on their face that stays there for the rest of the day.
Evie: Evie can pick up Knight, but ONLY because of vampire strength. Knight, however, is not used to being off the ground and tenses up the second Evie picks them up.
Knight: Oh absolutely. With no sweat can toss Evie around like a fucking rag-doll. But they make sure to treat Evie gently anyways.
Chloe: She can’t pick Dewdrop up. But dear lord is she trying her hardest. “No, no, no, wait I can do it! Don’t move!”
Dewdrop: Can pick Chloe up and hold her up. They will also purposely bounce her on their shoulder just to hear her laugh and eventually scream.
Liza: Liza can pick up Sugar and haul them onto her shoulder no problem. She was really smug about it at first, until Sugar started running their mouth… and all kinds of flirtations and innuendos came out.
Sugar: Once again, vampire strength. Yeah they can easily pick up and carry Liza, and happily do so. Liza is very unhappy about it, but Sugar is having a great time keeping her perched up on their shoulder.
Celine: Vampire strength, she can pick up Lydia and keep her there as long as she wants. I actually think she likes having her wife perched up on her shoulder. Celine is very graceful about it though, putting Lydia onto her shoulder gently.
Lydia: Lydia can also carry Celine, but is far less graceful about it. She just tosses Celine onto her shoulder like it’s no big thing. Celine absolutely huff and puffs about it too.
•Rose, Abigail, and wielder all have anxious stomachs.
•Abigail is a night owl.(of course)
•Wielder is a morning person.
•Rose is a little bit of both.
•Abigail can't cook
•Ranger and Evie are fanfic writers and readers
-They Beta read each other's stuff
•Wielder can't cook anything except a really good breakfast sandwich.
•Any time seer and Knight have a conversation it's just the basement yard podcast/the one podcast with the clip (what the animal your least scared of? Fish. Animal. Fish.)
(Please keep in mind that these are my own personal headcanons for the listeners I picture in my head)
Seer was legally emancipated from their parents when they were a teenager as their magic was taking a toll on them and their parent didn’t want to deal with it
Seer started at SIGHT their senior year of high school
Seer has a very unique sense of style and loves going to local thrift stores and consignment shops.... most of their wardrobe is secondhand (or made by Beth)
Seer purposely picks bad movies as a bit and watches a lot of animation in their free time
Seer still has a hard time believing that the pack actually wants them there for anything other than their magic
Ranger had a ton of plants and can tell you all the things wrong with houseplants just by looking at them
Ranger rips all the tags off of their clothes and cannot stand scratchy fabric textures
Ranger has an odd relationship with food as they grew up with an almond mom... baking has become their way of regaining control of that relationship
Ranger needs white noise to fall asleep, pure silence freaks them out
Ranger started keeping a journal after they got their memories back because they don't want to forget their time with Claire
Knight wanted Claire to teach them how to ride a motorcycle but stopped asking after she gave her's away
Knight is one of those people that hates water so Evie basically has to hold them at gunpoint to drink it
Knight is also lactose intolerant but doesn't care... They actually had no clue until they mentioned to Claire offhandedly that milk hurts
Knight has started keeping a list of nighttime date ideas to make sure that their dates with Evie don't get repetitive
Knight is terrified about how Claire is gonna react when they tell her that they plan on being turned
Bud grew up around magic so they find it very amusing how excited Abigail gets whenever they use magic for mundane things like turning the lights off or grabbing the remote
Bud has sticky note reminders all over their apartment that remind them to take their meds and to get groceries
Bud has one of those trays that attaches to their steering wheel so when they feel bored they can go get food without having to deal with the public
Bud loved drawing little doodles for Rose and loves leaving them all over her part of the desk on days she's not there
Bud's original plan was to leave glenwood after their study was over but quickly changed their mind after meeting Rose and Abigail
Sugar was born in italy but refuses to step foot back in the country for personal reasons
Sugar has a very impressive record collection and went to a ton of concerts when they were still human
Sugar is very good at math and likes helping Celine manage the court's finances
Sugar has made it very clear to the court that the diner is not to be used as a feeding ground and if they catch anyone breaking that rule than there will be major consequences
Sugar isn't too thrilled whenever Valera comes to town because not only does she poke into their personal life she also can't drive so Sugar and Silas have to become her taxi
