#cat!static

[thestaticsquirrel]

Wow, you remind me a lot of Static, growf! You know, if you didnt have the squirrel tail, or were a bit shorter, or... A squirrel in general!

* Static laughs. A familiar voice comes from the cat.

(Static) Bangie, it's me, Statty. Did I bychance mention the potions that one Anon gave me a while back? Well, er I found a use for the cat potion. Happy Halloween I suppose, I'm "dressed" as a cat! Krzzow! Er, ignore the "krzzow," the potion screwed with my phrase too. That's the only side effect I could care less about.

(Static chuckles before handing a candy bowl over to Bangle) Care for some candy hun? And before you ask, yes i'm sure this is temporary.

p!a 1/5

(Static) Ah yeah, see! There's the counter! Wait why does it say P A? ...Oh right, it stands for "potion anon." That's right, it's not exactly magic, is it?

[thestaticsquirrel]

Now look forward to others mistaking you for Bob or thinking you’re his long lost brother. I further wonder what becoming a cat does to your electric powers, since you’re now noticeably taller and have a completely different type of tail. Also that new CATchphrase, I love it. Okay, I’ll leave you alone for now, have fun trick-or-treating.

(Static) Oh yeah. Bob is also purple. I'm more indigo-violet than purple, so I'm more likely to be mistaken for a cousin or brother of his.

(Static) As for what it does to my powers, it's nothing different, I can still electromance as good as my shorter normal self, krzzow. Maybe it's a little weaker because it had to spread out through the larger body, maybe a little stronger too because i'm a larger battery now, i'm not sure myself.

(Static sighs defeatedly) Okay, HORRIBLE pun aside, if you say you like it, maybe I'll let it stick around, krzzow. And er, thank you, but I'll actually be the one getting trick-or-treated. I might go to a party though if there are any around.

p!a 3/6

[thestaticsquirrel]

*wiggles cat toy in front of static*

(Static) Can you please not? I--

* Static seems hypnotized by the toy. Less than a minute transpires as he looks at the toy as it swings around. But as he springs forth toward it, he turns back into a squirrel, and all you see is a squirrel pawing at a cat toy. It takes him minutes to realize he's no longer a cat. He frantically jumps off the cat toy in a panicked sweat.

(Static emotes distress) ... You saw nothing. If you tell a soul about this, you're thunder-charred anon roast.

p!a 6/6

[thestaticsquirrel]

Who are you going to trick first on this spookiest of holidays?

(Static chuckles) Myself.

* Static suddenly chugs a potion and is turned into a cat.

(Static) Krzow. Wait, that didn't come out right. Hm, might be the potion effect. Screw it, it sounds right in this form. Krzow!

p!a 0/5

[thestaticsquirrel]

*pets the cat static* flumfy

* You feel a rather sharp jump of electricity, not lethal, but definitely painful, and enough to make your hair stand up on end.

(Static) Um, can you not? *Ping!* Oh hey, it's some guy without one of those anon masks for once, krzzow. Heya! My name's Static!

(Static emotes cold chill) Seriously though. That isn't the first thing you should be doing when you first meet a guy. It's rude and dehumanizing.

(Static frowns, giving a slightly angry look) Not to mention I don't care for being petted. Unless you're Bangle. Then you can pet me.

(Static secretly fantasizes about tiger beans) I'm comfortable enough around her to let her pet me like that. And besides, her paws feel nice. She has a gentle touch.

(Static's thought bubble bursts) Agh! Oh, er, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah. I store a lot of electric charge in my fur, krzzow. Something I can only really turn off in a comfortable environment.

p!a 5/6

[thestaticsquirrel]

Can't believed you willing took the potion! How does it feel to you?

(Static) I have a weird craving for fish, krzzow. Maybe i'll ask Bangle if she has any cans of Tuna or Albatross in her cabinets.

(Static shrugs) Being carnivorous feels kinda weird. I'll have to get used to it for when I turn into a tiger though.

p!a 4/6

[thestaticsquirrel]

So stat, any Halloween plans tonight?

(Sorry I couldn't answer this one in time, er, i got caught up in a video game. Pretend it's still Halloween)

(Static) *standing next to a confused Bangle* Erm, explaining to my soon to be wife about magic potions apparently. And uh, *checks own askbox* Apparently getting pet? What the krzzow? No! Don't do that!

P!A 2/6

(Static) What the-- i thought this was a 5 ask thing?

((Uh, sorry Static. We got too many asks. I didn't want to screw one anon out of the experience.))

(Static) Ugh, fine... but no more Cat asks okay? After this, i'll be back to a squirrel.