The name's Static. Ask me w/e the krzzt you want.

(If you're looking for my pokemon ask blog see @greedentstripes) Half ask blog. Half "reblarg" blog. Half birb blog. Erm...wait no that's three halves, They really should be thirds, not halves...krzzt. I guess the moral of the story, is "never trust a squirrel to help you with your math homework." Asks in box: 0

[thestaticsquirrel]

I will be (soft)blocking accounts who have default account icons and no account title.

If you are not really a bot, please have the common decency to dress your blog up a little. Present bot activity has resulted in an unability to distinguish a bot generated account from a genuine one.

Not a bot and got unfollowed from me? Let me know (if you can).

And obviously, if you make it blatant you're a bot, selfie in the avatar, single name as a title if any, you know, past behavior of bots in general, you will be reported.

[smauggles]

Special edition video!

You can hear Smaug say "Good morning!" followed by his "I love you"

[smauggles]

Smaug insists that he is given his due from the comforter daily

[thestaticsquirrel]

Septembirb!

[smauggles]

Must... Remove... Tag...

[thestaticsquirrel]

Do not remove under penalty of law!

Oh wait, this isn't a mattress.

[mohnblumesworld]

[controlresonant]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[michaelnordeman]

Barn swallow/ladusvala. Värmland, Sweden (July 6, 2016).

[thestaticsquirrel]

Taillow. Route 104, Hoenn (November 21, 2014)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Start Wandows Ngrmadly

[skelby]

Always reblog Start Wandows Ngrmadly.

[thestaticsquirrel]

Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg

[smauggles]

A nice lil rendition of September from Smaug today

[neogandw]

An idol may sometimes need to deal with unpleasant fans...

[pepperandpals]

Prince Pierogi pets!

[profound-mystery]

Long boy

[fawfulydoo]

bird up

[thestaticsquirrel]

birb up

[apas-95]

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

[d1-town-05]

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I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills

[thestaticsquirrel]

for how long have you been a squirrel?

I dont remember when I first developed my kinship. I liked the little critters forever, but the squirrelsona did not develop until much later. I'm going to say sometime between 18 and 24 y/o and leave it at that.

[chongoblog]

QUESTIONS TO ASK BEFORE YOU CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF ANYONE

Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-u-u-urt?

I mean

I mean

I mean

I mean

Did he not shit?

Did he not drerj?

He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles

[herigo]

[thebonepirate]

@nbmudkip

[rembrandtswife]

That's Mr Birt Waddleston of Instagram! He is a famous music teacher

[thestaticsquirrel]

He is the best music teacher of all time. He goes back and forth on the hooman's piano and feels the music you're putting out, which makes him happy if you're doing good and angery if you aren't.

OP is obviously passing with flying colors!

[ask-october-fox]

Henlo, october! Not much has changed this year, well nothing for the worse at least. My mom's still alive and well, and me and my sister are still doing fine! Dad's spirit has visited us quite a few times, and my nephew turned 6 this year! My cousin moved out of her mom's place and into another cousin of mine's place, and she's been helping him clean up.

Enough about me and my family though. How are things between you and your family?

Additional question if you don't mind, what's your least favorite apple? Aside from a rotten one anyways.

Hello there! I am glad to hear of you and your family's good health! Sounds like much has been going on, I do hope that are you still taking some time out for yourself! As for my own family, I cant say much, as I do not have any family here. Tho I suppose that I could count Mama fox.. so that being said, then things between the two of us good! Honestly there isnt much else I can elaborate on 😅 When it comes to apples, I must admit that I have quite the distaste for Red Delicious. I do not find them "delicious" despite what their name implies 😒

[thestaticsquirrel]

I agree there, red delicious is just so bland...