#cat balls 2

[balrogballs]

me, hearing a plaintive little meow and a rootling in the treats bowl, before a demure paw is placed upon my knee: ah yes, cat balls 1 is home 🥰

me, hearing scratching-on-computer monitor noises, jumping on keyboard noises, an unearthly yowl, the dying squeal of half a mouse, mr balls’ voice going i swear to fuck i will cook you! i will cook you tonight! it’s cat curry for dinner! and the knocking over of an entire tray of warhammer figurines: ah yes, cat balls 2 is home 🥲

[balrogballs]

if anyone was under the impression that cat balls 2 has miraculously made great intellectual strides since the last time i posted about his subnormality

you are wrong

[balrogballs]

Miss Balls may we see the cats

u may

cat balls 1 😇

cat balls 2 👹

[balrogballs]

cat balls 2 continuing his months long campaign of wanton disobedience about being given orders (gently told to stop playing dead every time he doesn’t get what he wants because there are red kites in the area and he might be mistaken for something they could scavenge) and has in fact upgraded by deciding to conduct his carrion cosplay right next to the dustbins just to really convince the kites that he’s fair game for dinner. man has one approach to conflict and it is

[balrogballs]

me: now, cat balls 1 and 2, we’re guests in this house and that means no going on the beds and just napping on your cushions. i’m sure you won’t find this hard because neither of you ever go on the beds in our house and only nap on the cushions anyway!

cat balls 1: 😇👍🏽

cat balls 2: 🌚🖕🏽

[balrogballs]

making an elrond+elros double sided bookmark fingers crossed cat balls 2 (pictured: shyer, less of an attention hog than cat balls 1) doesn’t eat it before i get to paint it

[balrogballs]

me: come inside, cat balls 1 and 2, the red kites are swooping around and though you are both living and breathing rotundly and running around the garden like rats, let’s not take any chances at you being mistaken for carrion shall we

cat balls 1: stops running around the garden

cat balls 1: obediently trots inside, being fully aware that from the lofty perch of a scavenging bird, it is fully possible to be mistaken for a carcass

cat balls 2: stops running around the garden

cat balls 2: