#cat balls

[balrogballs]

me: now, cat balls 1 and 2, we’re guests in this house and that means no going on the beds and just napping on your cushions. i’m sure you won’t find this hard because neither of you ever go on the beds in our house and only nap on the cushions anyway!

cat balls 1: 😇👍🏽

cat balls 2: 🌚🖕🏽

[chickenhuggit]

no one occupies a chair quite like he does

[memera]

Raymond maid dress and Marshal heart apron charms up on my store :3c Only printed a small amount for fun 😂

[inverted-typo]

[thriftstoreoddities]

I will just leave this here

[vladtheunfollower]

not to be too nsfw but little cat balls are cute

[salayanara]

Cat balls are SO FLUFFY OMG !

[balrogballs]

While I’m opposed to AI or robots or whatever replacing humans for ethical and environmental reasons, if they ever find a way to make an AI cat that is useful in the whole “catching mice” department, ie the one job even the world’s stupidest cat is technically meant to be effective at, believe me when I say I will be at the front of the queue holding both Cat Balls I and Cat Balls II by the scruff of their neck, ready and willing to trade them in for the upgraded model.

This post is sponsored by the fact that there is another fucking mouse in the roof cavity and Cat Balls I is spending all his time absorbed in his favourite pastime, ie deciding which water glass is my current favourite and exclusively drinking from it and nothing else, despite him owning multiple water bowls, whilst I am forced to resort to the pest control equivalent of burning sage to get rid of a poltergeist: