#cat michael

[catziraphale]

Gabriel: Looks like they’ll let you have kittens after all. 😁 How many ribs do you have?

Me: ...Ribs?

Gabriel: Yeah, one rib, one kitten!

Me: I-I don’t know how familiar you are with the, um, the birth process...

Gabriel: 😒 Pretty familiar, actually, seeing how I personally―

Uriel: Did you know that Ragdolls often experience pregnancy complications?

Me: We-we do? 😧

Michael: Also, you’ll probably have, like, seven kittens.

Me: Seven?!

...That’s a lot of kittens and things that can go wrong.

[aizhits]

DeerJon!! :D!

I cant draw animals ;'D!

[tdutchartist]

Only press if you wanna see a lil freaky (18+!!)

‘Your art should please yourself before anyone else.’ - a very smart person

Neko Michael also by @waxstick !!

Okay idk why the img. Link looks like an old shoe I'll fix it tomorrow

[cantandraws]

Some old sketches I did for a hybrid+apocalypse AU and normal hybrid AU

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

More angry Cat!Michael. This time he’s been muzzled and ‘gloved’ (a method I imagine cops use for hybrids with claws or sharp hands) and handcuffed. 

[catziraphale]

Normally, I don’t feel threatened when the Authorities use the word “Vet.”

Alright, I abhor all the touching that takes place in the Vet facility.

But I’m not afraid of needles and thermometers.

Well, the bright light is painful. And other animals’ distress can be contagious.

It’s Sandalphon and others talking about spaying and neutering, or rather him going on about how I shouldn’t have kittens, and listing all the reasons... I just wanted to stay curled up in my bed, but he, Michael, and Uriel wouldn’t leave me alone, and now I’m almost glad about the Visit, because I don’t want kittens any more, not with any of them, anyway.

They’re... bad Ragdolls.

Don’t even want to be around them.

On a completely unrelated note, I hope Crowley isn’t in trouble. He’s clever and fast and knows the streets better than anyone else.

[catziraphale]

#2 - tea/coffee (for catziraphale) and #43 - siblings (for the cats), please! 😊

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#43

Crowley: I've got one sister.

Aziraphale: I met her! She's adorable. 🥰

Crowley: Yeah, you had a crush on her.

Aziraphale: Nnn~!

Aziraphale, mumbling: Well, she looks like you.

[cw: angst, animal death under the cut]

Aziraphale: Michael told me I had six older siblings, but they were born dead.

[catziraphale]

Uriel: Are you pregnant?

Me, nervously: Er, mm, no?

Gabriel, on a treadmill: Then lose the gut! We have a Competition to win! We’re war machines! 😃

Michael, eyeing me: It’s ironic.

Me: What do you mean?

Michael: I remember that when you were born, you were so small and weak. You were the only one alive from the whole litter, but barely. Your mother refused to nurse you. Must have thought you were a lost cause.

Me: ...

Saraqael: Alright, Michael, that’s enough kittenhood stories for today.

Me, after I’ve found somewhere to hide: