#fluffy replies

[catziraphale]

hello there my sweet demon and angel kitties!!!

(kisses for u ❤️❤️)

how have u been!! how are things at the bookshop!!

Hello! *kitties kiss you*

Aziraphale: Crowley and Anthony had a shedding misunderstanding~

Crowley: No misunderstanding. If he doesn't want fur on his clothes, he shouldn't leave them all over my spot 👿

Aziraphale: 😒 ...Hardly your spot, my dear.

Crowley: Mr Fell's chair is my spot 😎 Why did he even take off his shirt, this world is a mystery 🤷

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: I have no idea, but Mr Fell didn't seem to mind 🤭

Crowley: Yeah, doll, cause he's, like, the kindest person in the world?

Aziraphale: *gently bites his ear* He can be mean, though...

Crowley: You still mad about that one time he refused to brush your tail?

Aziraphale: Only because I ate a tiny piece of beef off his plate. Awfully petty, don't you think?

Crowley: Downright demonic, yeah. It's not like that tiny piece of meat was the size of your head and you left a trail of grease, dragging it over the floor...

Aziraphale:

Crowley: 😆 So, yeah, Anon, nothing much happening here 😎 🖤🖤🖤

[forgotwaah]

Nice cat kisses!

Gaspuh! that’s my sweet babyyy angel! So happy to hear from uuuu!

Have some love, hugs and sunspot naps!

[awkward-and-fluffy]

optimistic-violinist said: you’re amazing!! thanks for being such a quality person and blog

You’re welcome, and thank you tons for those compliments! I also remember seeing your blog a lot and appreciating your support while I was active here!

I wish you well, old mutual! It’s real neat seeing some familiar names here again. :D You’ve been a great person yourself!

[catziraphale]

aziraphale and crowley how are you my sweet love kittens🥰🥰🥰

Crowley: This is us today, all day 😉

Aziraphale: You are making us look lazy! 😳

Crowley: No, we're cats, it's normal 😎

Aziraphale: ...If you say so 😇 Darling Anon, we have collected quite a number of hair ties, leaves, and flowers. If you see anything you like, consider it yours 🩵

Crowley: And now it's time for the Zoomies! 🏎️

[catziraphale]

Angel kitty I feel so lonely it hurts, like, physically. Can I just hold your fluffy face?

*lets you hold my face* *blinks at you slowly* I know, my dear. I know...

[catziraphale]

what did you do to get back to the bookshop with your darling crowley??? 🙃

A good magician never reveals their secrets! 🎩😺🪄

...

The Authorities decided to introduce older kittens to me. One of them was Muriel.

They really wanted to see the outside world and we managed to get out together. I pretended to be unwell, the Authorities were not prepared for the kitten assault of cute (I had suggested to the kittens that the Authorities might bring treats and toys), and in the following commotion, no-one noticed us leaving.

Then it was finding an open window in the cat-free area.

Muriel reluctantly agreed to wait for me, while I went to get Crowley. I had to climb a fence! There was some threatening, but none of the other Bombay cats attacked me, in spite of Shax' encouragement. Crowley had been locked in a cage (way too small! 😾), but together we managed to open the lock.

[catziraphale]

What's your favorite food? And also can i boop you on the nose🤍

Ox-ribs, for sentimental reasons, oysters, and sushi.

And Crowley 🥰

Crowley: 🤨 I'm not food, Doll! 😒

Me: You're a snack!

Oh, and nose-boops are allowed, yes

[catziraphale]

Hello, beautiful 💕 I've nothing to ask, so no need to answer, it's not meant to be work for you, just a nice hello and some pats and treats. We are all so much the better for your sweet company around these parts and I'm very grateful for you. I hope you are being treated well and cared for and that everything is going, well, tickety-boo for you. Here, and offline as well. Wishing you a nice sunbeam and some little, oily fishes. Or whatever it is you like best. 🐟 Ttfn!

Ah, hello! 🩵 I do hope it's all right to reply (publicly) anyway, if only so that everyone who stumbles upon this post will see the Kindness 🤍 What a lovely message to send to a silly soft cat; I am ever so grateful that you made me feel so appreciated! 🖤🩶🤍 Like most cats (and a number of autistic humans), I tend to keep my distance out of worry that I might overstep some boundaries, but I'd like you to know that I appreciate you as well 🩵🩵🩵

All of you 💗

To everyone who sees this post: could you, perhaps, let me know if you wouldn't mind me sending you random Asks occasionally?

Thank you so much for this not-Ask, my dear, and wishing you your equivalent of the nicest sunbeam and little, oily fishes!!!