#cat please stop

[t4tpolypd]

My kitten is more interested by the charger I’m using then a weird creature I set on the bed.

I don’t know what she’s staring at in the beginning, is it the bag of candy, or the furbyys head?

[rezvenom]

why must my cat lick my curtain

[edelvicess]

Me: *dancing around my room*

My cat: *sprints, screeching, past me*

My cat: *rolls around on the floor underneath where I’m about to jump*

My cat: *twines around my legs purring aggressively*

Me: you’re adorable but not helping

[valliteprincess]

True Uncomfortableness is when your cat licks your face

[ceannuidhebard]

“I heard that vampires can have sex for days without stopping.” (Roxy, no)

“Well ya ken, Ah dinnae ken any tae confirm tha’. Best go ask Romania aboot tha’.”

[garbagel]

the cat keeps stealing my cheese puffs

[glitter--bat]

Cupcake I would really appreciate it if you would stop sitting on top of my suite case and that I didnt have to chase you around my room because you decided to try eating plastic wrap.