If Osamu Dazai does it, I want to do it

Autumn, 18+, it/its ♥️@butchlich♥️

[toddsolondz]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[touhouweed]

*knock knock knock knock knock*

I'm hearing a lot of gleeful giggles, are you joking off in there?!

[kirbymongerr]

(Starts being more funny so I can bust a gut before you open the door)

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[kosmogrl]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[charl0ttan]

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

[grox]

Child noob: mama.. what does it mean to get "pwnd"...?

Mother noob: [Holding her child closer] Oh my baby... You... I hope you never find out...

[OUTSIDE, AN MLG PRO LURKS]

[segamascott]

[zeitghost]

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[fuckedelf]

Can I eat yummy candy on SSRI?

[niceinchnails]

Thinking about my friend's homophobic transphobic gun nut conservative christian father who completely genuinely IDs as demisexual

[niceinchnails]

And my friend found this out cause his mom told his dad behind his back about his asexuality, and his dad came up to him one time and he was like. Youre probably not asexual. Youre probably demisexual. Like me!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[dogpuppy]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck